Master Fox Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 At work!! I feel ashamed, dirty, violated and humiliated. I feel like every other male colleagues bum cheeks have now touched mine. It wasn’t even a successful mission. I could only manage to squeeze out a deposit which resembled that of rabbit pellet dropping. I really need to go for hefty and intense take your shirt off poo. I can still feel the stool festering in my lower intestine, as the faeces seeps it’s way to the nether regions of my rectum leaving a stain on my pants.
Cobbo Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 This was one of my favourite hobbies at work. I hope the loo's in my soon to be new place of work are as nice for a dump.
Master Fox Posted 30 January 2009 Author Posted 30 January 2009 This was one of my favourite hobbies at work.I hope the loo's in my soon to be new place of work are as nice for a dump. There's a guy who weighs 50 stone and has a long ginger beard who looks like a klingon in my office
Cobbo Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 There's a guy who weighs 50 stone and has a long ginger beard who looks like a klingon in my office I can see you took a picture of his brother having a dump and put it in your sig.
Cobbo Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 Why would you dump anywhere else? Don't shit on your own doorstep and all that.
Darkzzz_ Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 I hate the thought of sharing the toilet seat with other members of staff. Especially as we have one toilet and usually there are some drops of urine on the toilet seat when I attempt to make my flying visit. If that's the case I hold it in and unleash the demons when I'm at home.
Cobbo Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 I hate the thought of sharing the toilet seat with other members of staff. Especially as we have one toilet and usually there are some drops of urine on the toilet seat when I attempt to make my flying visit. If that's the case I hold it in and unleash the demons when I'm at home. Go in the ladies instead, more fun.
Alexikokopops Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 I've worked out I earn at least £5 a day from pooing at work.
Darkzzz_ Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 Go in the ladies instead, more fun. I would if we had one. We don't even have any ladies at our place. Shit, maybe my boss is gay, maybe that wasn't urine on the toilet seat.
JakeShingler Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 I've worked out I earn at least £5 a day from pooing at work. How?
Dr The Singh Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 How? Didn't you know Alexicocopops, pooops money!!!
coale39 Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 How? He extracts the other people poo from said toliet then sells it on the black market.
Alexikokopops Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 How? I get paid for being in the office for 8 hours a day. All the time I'm on the toilet during this 8 hours I'm effectively being paid to poo.
Dr The Singh Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 I get paid for being in the office for 8 hours a day. All the time I'm on the toilet during this 8 hours I'm effectively being paid to poo. I was hoping you would say you shit money, I had dreams of me and you becomming rich from it!!!!
Master Fox Posted 30 January 2009 Author Posted 30 January 2009 Can people poo be used as fertiliser? Like for growing crops and plants?
Daggers Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 Can people poo be used as fertiliser? Like for growing crops and plants? This is not a valid reason for covering your next-door neighbour's garden in shit.
James. Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 I get paid for being in the office for 8 hours a day. All the time I'm on the toilet during this 8 hours I'm effectively being paid to poo. I've done some calculations and my conclusion is you either 1. have a very good salary or 2. spend an inordinate amount of time pooing at work.
Master Fox Posted 30 January 2009 Author Posted 30 January 2009 This is not a valid reason for covering your next-door neighbour's garden in shit. Well their dogs crap on my pathway, so it's only fair do's.
JakeShingler Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 Didn't you know Alexicocopops, pooops money!!! I get paid for being in the office for 8 hours a day. All the time I'm on the toilet during this 8 hours I'm effectively being paid to poo. Oh i see
Corky Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 I love a good crap. A proper one, that takes it's time.
Master Fox Posted 30 January 2009 Author Posted 30 January 2009 I love a good crap. A proper one, that takes it's time. Tell me about Nothing can quite beat the perfect poo. You know, the ones where they majestically glide out of your bumhole leaving a beautifully wholesome rounded deposit. Then you reach for the toilet paper and with one swift wipe…. nothing. Spotless. Not even a speckle. So clean you could eat your dinner off that bit of paper
Alexikokopops Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 Tell me aboutNothing can quite beat the perfect poo. You know, the ones where they majestically glide out of your bumhole leaving a beautifully wholesome rounded deposit. Then you reach for the toilet paper and with one swift wipe…. nothing. Spotless. Not even a speckle. So clean you could eat your dinner off that bit of paper I often do. Saves on washing up.
Master Fox Posted 30 January 2009 Author Posted 30 January 2009 I often do. Saves on washing up. That's beautiful. I love that.
Monk Posted 30 January 2009 Posted 30 January 2009 I've been in my new job for 7 days and I estimate that I will be paid £20 - 30 for the meetings I've had with a certain Mr D. Herd so far.
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