Unit Posted 13 March 2009 Posted 13 March 2009 just had a set ring my doorbell, so i ignored them and went for a fag in the garden, came back and they were still there! Fair play to them for not quitting but do people honestly 'sign up' to a religion because a stranger in a suit says to?
davieG Posted 13 March 2009 Posted 13 March 2009 just had a set ring my doorbell, so i ignored them and went for a fag in the garden, came back and they were still there! Fair play to them for not quitting but do people honestly 'sign up' to a religion because a stranger in a suit says to? My brother used to invite them in and spend an hour or more telling them how they were wrong, made the neighbours happy as well.
Kilworthfox Posted 13 March 2009 Posted 13 March 2009 did i hear someone say jehovah stone him !!! Should be a good one today... Local boy
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 13 March 2009 Posted 13 March 2009 I just nude up when i answer the door, they piss off straight away good for a laugh.
Zingari Posted 13 March 2009 Posted 13 March 2009 I just nude up when i answer the door, they piss off straight away good for a laugh. i only pretend to be a jehovah's witness , i tuck my bible under my arm and come round your house for a laugh
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 13 March 2009 Posted 13 March 2009 i only pretend to be a jehovah's witness , i tuck my bible under my arm and come round your house for a laugh Perv
Babylon Posted 13 March 2009 Posted 13 March 2009 I was walking down Melton Road a few weeks ago, a man and a women stopped me in the street (Jahovas) and tried to chat to me about it all. I said I wasn't interested and advised them that they might want to try a different area, as I didn't think they would get much joy on in Belgrave. Of all the areas to try
BoneDog Posted 13 March 2009 Posted 13 March 2009 just had a set ring my doorbell, so i ignored them and went for a fag in the garden, came back and they were still there! Fair play to them for not quitting but do people honestly 'sign up' to a religion because a stranger in a suit says to? Some lonely or depressed people do yes! I once went out with a Jahova and she was dirty!
Dr The Singh Posted 13 March 2009 Posted 13 March 2009 Some lonely or depressed people do yes!I once went out with a Jahova and she was dirty! Always the quite one's, hey Empty!!
BoneDog Posted 13 March 2009 Posted 13 March 2009 Always the quite one's, hey Empty!! Yes! It's one of the truest sayings ever that is
Maybes Posted 13 March 2009 Posted 13 March 2009 Some lonely or depressed people do yes!I once went out with a Jahova and she was dirty! What a pikey!! You'd think they'd wash!!
MC Prussian Posted 13 March 2009 Posted 13 March 2009 I'm going to start my own sect. JOHOVA'S WITLESSERS Or like. Dire times and all.
Sparky Posted 14 March 2009 Posted 14 March 2009 I invited a few Jehovas in the other day , sat them down and gave them a cup of tea . I said "What happens now". They said " i dunno we have never got this far"
lookwhaticando Posted 14 March 2009 Posted 14 March 2009 I was walking down Melton Road a few weeks ago, a man and a women stopped me in the street (Jahovas) and tried to chat to me about it all. I said I wasn't interested and advised them that they might want to try a different area, as I didn't think they would get much joy on in Belgrave. Of all the areas to try I was once leaving University on a freezing cold and snowy evening, and one stopped me to ask if I knew anything about the Religious scene on the campus. It seems he was new in town... fresh out of wherever they come from these days. Not local. He was convinced I was really cold and try to offer me his gloves... and sell me his religion. Instantly knowing it was a trick, I scampered away. I scrubbed vigorously when I got home that night.
BlabyFox Posted 14 March 2009 Posted 14 March 2009 I actually WANT some jehovas to ambush me just so i can abuse them and their entire religion.
Jordan Posted 14 March 2009 Posted 14 March 2009 Put a "GIVE BLOOD" sticker on your door, that'll keep them away... Jehova's Witnesses have some fairly progressive social views but they've got plenty of other beliefs that are plain wacky. I have a friend whose mother converted to become a Jehova's Witness but I'm not sure she's done much proselytizing... well, not to me, anyway. All I know is that she tries to not celebrate holidays. I just nude up when i answer the door, they piss off straight away good for a laugh. Oh, man, this reminds me of an encounter I had with Mormons a few years ago (and wow, they have some beliefs that are bat-shit crazy)... I was living in St. Paul, Minnesota in the summer of '03 in a house with five other college friends, so go figure, there was plenty of boozin' and sinnin' goin' on. There was a swarm of Mormon missionaries that invaded town that summer, riding around on their bikes, equipped with black ties and pamphlets, ready to do some converting. I bumped into a couple of them leaving for work one day but didn't really want to talk to them, and they decided to come back later to catch me at a better time. By happenstance, they returned when one of my housemates was hosting an "Edward Fortyhands" party and were getting pissed drunk... it was a total shitshow. When they found out there were Mormons on our porch wanting to chat, one of the Fortyhanders got naked and started running around the front yard screaming like a maniac. Sure enough, that was the last time any Mormons came by my house. They must have thought they had taken a time-warp back to Sodom and Gomorrah.
Guest Posted 15 March 2009 Posted 15 March 2009 Put a "GIVE BLOOD" sticker on your door, that'll keep them away...Jehova's Witnesses have some fairly progressive social views but they've got plenty of other beliefs that are plain wacky. I have a friend whose mother converted to become a Jehova's Witness but I'm not sure she's done much proselytizing... well, not to me, anyway. All I know is that she tries to not celebrate holidays. Oh, man, this reminds me of an encounter I had with Mormons a few years ago (and wow, they have some beliefs that are bat-shit crazy)... I was living in St. Paul, Minnesota in the summer of '03 in a house with five other college friends, so go figure, there was plenty of boozin' and sinnin' goin' on. There was a swarm of Mormon missionaries that invaded town that summer, riding around on their bikes, equipped with black ties and pamphlets, ready to do some converting. I bumped into a couple of them leaving for work one day but didn't really want to talk to them, and they decided to come back later to catch me at a better time. By happenstance, they returned when one of my housemates was hosting an "Edward Fortyhands" party and were getting pissed drunk... it was a total shitshow. When they found out there were Mormons on our porch wanting to chat, one of the Fortyhanders got naked and started running around the front yard screaming like a maniac. Sure enough, that was the last time any Mormons came by my house. They must have thought they had taken a time-warp back to Sodom and Gomorrah. The Mormons have chased the Jehovah's from our patch. I like Mormons; they still smile when you tell them to "fork off".
Corky Posted 15 March 2009 Posted 15 March 2009 The Mormons have chased the Jehovah's from our patch. I like Mormons; they still smile when you tell them to "fork off". Sounds very much like the Foxes Trust
Matt Posted 15 March 2009 Posted 15 March 2009 We have one at work, Its great at Christmas, everyone turns their radios up when a Christmas song is played, e.t.c. Makes me laugh though, they ain't supposed to bet are they? Well as my bosses horse was running at Cheltenham I went round and asked everyone if they wanted to put some money on it, Barr him because he's a Jahovah, It won, We all won money, He was abit miffed I didn't ask him. Fickle religious person. With regard to gambling, Jehovah's Witnesses teach: Every form of gambling is tainted by greed. So Christians do not take part in any kind of gambling, such as lotteries, horse racing, and bingo. (Ephesians 5:3-5)
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