Uncle Albert Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 "Ive got a right stalk on" brilliant Mtwg! Also Albert Wish I had the free time for all this! Tom for a Dutch bird she is banging hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilley Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 I have a picture of a French lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 I have a picture of a French lass. Get her up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilley Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Not a patch on your Dutch minx... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Half hours work on a Scottish bird and she sends me a picture of her with my name on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLC Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 You: hi Stranger: hi You: m? f? Stranger: is it bad if i'm both? You: haha You: no i love it Stranger: okay phew, the last couple people left after I said that You: , You: from? Stranger: NIGGERLAND Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 I just spoke to a guy who claimed his past time was raping panda bears..... <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unabomber Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Some Sweedish blond sent me this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilley Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Yes Unabomber! I have now recieved 8 photos of this French girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 fuck me Unabomber! We now have a new winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Stranger: Hi You: hi Stranger: where from? Stranger: how old? Stranger: do you like kantholz? You: i'm from heaven. You: i'm dead. You: but i was really good when i was alive. You: so god let me go to heaven You: it's awesome here. You: free food. Stranger: dude i think heaven sucks cock Stranger: no **** sluts You: i used to think that Stranger: no drugs You: but it's ok. You: no sluts, but really nice, cute, well-behaved girls. Stranger: just **** lame partys and to much speaking You: a little less fooking than life on earth, but at least the girls there don't have the clap Stranger: dude You: and you don't have to worry about knocking someone up Stranger: girls with "the clap" are AWESOME Stranger: they HAVE to be crazy or else im not interested Stranger: deutsch? You: they are awesome... until you take a piss and your cock feels like it's on fire. then it kinda sucks. Stranger: yep You: no, not german... no spracken zie deutsch... with the ridiculous shit i'm saying, i'm quite obviously american Stranger: ! Stranger: Stranger: So what about Raptors? Stranger: Are you prepared? You: toronto raptors? or real, eat your fooking face raptors coming back from the jurassic era? You: i'm definitely prepared. You: i have three pet raptors. You: well, had. You: i died, so they're still on earth. Stranger: real, eat your fooking face raptors coming back from the fooking, WHEEEY we have **** dinosaurs, jurassic era You: SHIT! Stranger: dude You: damn i should have went to germany when i was alive You: more raptors there than USA Stranger: im shitting my pants right now Stranger: there outside the **** house Stranger: **** RAPTORS You: I'm not wearing pants now. So I guess I'm shitting my chair. Stranger: with claws and stuff Stranger: You can shit your **** chair in heaven? You: you'll be ok... just tell them "Avnsxer Gurisj Plajfje." It means "It's OK, I'm cool, I like raptors, I know Random Stranger from heaven on Omegle" in raptorish. they'll be cool. Stranger: kk w8 a sex You: yes you can but the shit instantly disappears. which is nice. Stranger: c Stranger: ! You: did it work? Stranger: Obviously not, they are starting a fooking BBQ You: my bad. i accidentally said "hey guys let's barbecue" in raptorish. You: but see if they'll give you some food You: and beer You: raptors can really kill you but they can be pretty cool. You: sometimes. Stranger: yeah but think about that You: it blows my mind when i think about that. Stranger: youre drinking a beer or two with your raptor friends You: yes, and? Stranger: and then Stranger: jonny, the one with alcohol issues starts to rape you Stranger: sucks You: hey man shit happens. but awesomeness has a price. You: but yeah jonny is a dick Stranger: yep, nobody likes him Stranger: damn i have to go now You: what the fook, man? why do they still bring him around? You: OK, =good talk, stay black man. Stranger: I dont have a clue Stranger: so cya maybe here ^^ ------- and another one... You: HEY Stranger: HEY Stranger: so, what is this?? Stranger: You: It's like the glory hole of chat rooms. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 He thinks he's talking to : Some Sweedish blond sent me this In reality : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unabomber Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 He thinks he's talking to :In reality : This never gets old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 This never gets old Sorry to piss on your parade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Unabomber is not one to lie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Unabomber is not one to lie! Im not saying he is lying but im sure the person who sent that to him is. Not all your average girls have breast implants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unabomber Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Unabomber is not one to lie! Good someone who talks sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Im not saying he is lying but im sure the person who sent that to him is.Not all your average girls have breast implants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMYB101_LCFC Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: heya Stranger: i love you You: i love you too Stranger: no Stranger: but i'm in love with you You: thats good to know You: ive been waiting my whole life to hear you say that Stranger: i've been waiting my whole life to tell you Stranger: i never want this chat to end You: i dont know why youve waited soo long, ive wanted you all along Stranger: no Stranger: that's not true You: i know You: im not in love with you im in love with your dad, hes better in bed Stranger: oh my god Stranger: that can't be true Stranger: say you're lying Stranger: say you're joking! You: im sorry You: ive been wanting to tell you Stranger: i'm gonna go kick the shit out of my dad You: me and your dad have been at it for awhile You: you wont find him hes with me right now Stranger: what's he doing over there Stranger: dang Stranger: this is a fooked up situation You: hes pleasuring me in ways you never knew how to Stranger: i know how to please you Stranger: you just never let me You: im always in the mood You: you never are Stranger: listen Stranger: my dad's old Stranger: NO Stranger: i always am You: i dont care hes gotta big dick Stranger: no he fooking doesn't Stranger: i do Stranger: fook You: im sorry but a one incher isnt big i just didnt want to hurt your feelings Stranger: why are you being so hurtful Stranger: it's 7.5 Stranger: come on You: im sorry but its not... i just told you that so you would feel better about yourself You: ive got to go your dad is waiting xx :laugh: There's weird people on there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLC Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: heya Stranger: i love you You: i love you too Stranger: no Stranger: but i'm in love with you You: thats good to know You: ive been waiting my whole life to hear you say that Stranger: i've been waiting my whole life to tell you Stranger: i never want this chat to end You: i dont know why youve waited soo long, ive wanted you all along Stranger: no Stranger: that's not true You: i know You: im not in love with you im in love with your dad, hes better in bed Stranger: oh my god Stranger: that can't be true Stranger: say you're lying Stranger: say you're joking! You: im sorry You: ive been wanting to tell you Stranger: i'm gonna go kick the shit out of my dad You: me and your dad have been at it for awhile You: you wont find him hes with me right now Stranger: what's he doing over there Stranger: dang Stranger: this is a fooked up situation You: hes pleasuring me in ways you never knew how to Stranger: i know how to please you Stranger: you just never let me You: im always in the mood You: you never are Stranger: listen Stranger: my dad's old Stranger: NO Stranger: i always am You: i dont care hes gotta big dick Stranger: no he fooking doesn't Stranger: i do Stranger: fook You: im sorry but a one incher isnt big i just didnt want to hurt your feelings Stranger: why are you being so hurtful Stranger: it's 7.5 Stranger: come on You: im sorry but its not... i just told you that so you would feel better about yourself You: ive got to go your dad is waiting xx :laugh: There's weird people on there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLC Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Stranger: I am the United States of America. You: hi You: im england Stranger: Oh God. Stranger: Please No. Stranger: Not England. You: Yes England Stranger: Frack! You: Bow Down Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Finnegan Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Rick Rolling just isn't cool now everyone's doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unabomber Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Im not saying he is lying but im sure the person who sent that to him is.Not all your average girls have breast implants. I think she's the one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 I think she's the one Mark Corrigan in disguise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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