hesapeepingtom Posted 26 May 2009 Posted 26 May 2009 how about getting tortured by some ****er who did a little bit of all of the above plus added some extras like pullin your toe nails out with rusty pliers and stickin tooth picks down your urethra franklin
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 1 June 2009 Posted 1 June 2009 Bleeding to death after having your testicles chopped off my an axe-wielding lunatic. Yeah I'll go with that one.
StanSP Posted 1 June 2009 Posted 1 June 2009 Buried alive. I think in your sleep is the best way to die, if there is a best way. Peaceful.
Kee Posted 10 June 2009 Author Posted 10 June 2009 Aw, how horrible though, imagine it. Just waking up, deep under the ground, unable to move. OMG.
Uncle Albert Posted 10 June 2009 Posted 10 June 2009 Aw, how horrible though, imagine it. Just waking up, deep under the ground, unable to move. OMG. Worst way to die would be to listen to one of your Radio shows. Apart from that drowning would be a killer.
Granno Posted 10 June 2009 Posted 10 June 2009 Worst way to die would be to listen to one of your Radio shows. Apart from that drowning would be a killer. Already been said. Says a lot about takeover radio though with all the digs at it.
Tevez Posted 10 June 2009 Posted 10 June 2009 Being forced to listen to Opinion 8? Well said Stig. Worst way to die would be to listen to one of your Radio shows. Apart from that drowning would be a killer. Being Michael Barrymored. Ouch, nobody wants that.
Uncle Albert Posted 10 June 2009 Posted 10 June 2009 Already been said. Says a lot about takeover radio though with all the digs at it. I had to say it again, this person goes to my school and floods you on Facebook with this bollocks.
Guest Bilo Posted 10 June 2009 Posted 10 June 2009 According to Wikipedia, a guy called Frank Levick died while playing for Sheffield United in 1908 in the following manner; Death caused by blocking a shot. The ball struck him below the waist, forcing his testicles to become lodged in his abdomen. This caused internal bleeding of the bowel and a subsequent cardiac arrest. That has to be up there surely?
Guest Bilo Posted 10 June 2009 Posted 10 June 2009 Watching Stoke City, no? Nah, that just makes you wish for death.
lou Posted 11 June 2009 Posted 11 June 2009 I have an absolute terror of Drowning... always have had. Dont fancy being buried alive much either or burned....... dying generally scares me
Daggers Posted 11 June 2009 Posted 11 June 2009 I have an absolute terror of Drowning... always have had. Dont fancy being buried alive much either or burned....... dying generally scares me Killed by death doesn't rank highly on my daily schedule to be frank.
Thracian Posted 11 June 2009 Posted 11 June 2009 I doubt that any would be nearly the worst. Some snakes deliver venom that is hideously painful over considerable periods before the victim succombs and I read that an Alkaline bath makes the nerve endings overexcite and is supposed to be 50,000 times more painful than being skinned alive. How that figure was arrived at I don't know. Perhaps a chemistry buff might offer a view. Oh yes and there's this to beware of! http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/1998...Ends_In_Suicide
Granno Posted 11 June 2009 Posted 11 June 2009 I had to say it again, this person goes to my school and floods you on Facebook with this bollocks. True, actually.
The Doctor Posted 11 June 2009 Posted 11 June 2009 I doubt that any would be nearly the worst.Some snakes deliver venom that is hideously painful over considerable periods before the victim succombs and I read that an Alkaline bath makes the nerve endings overexcite and is supposed to be 50,000 times more painful than being skinned alive. How that figure was arrived at I don't know. Perhaps a chemistry buff might offer a view. Oh yes and there's this to beware of! http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/1998...Ends_In_Suicide never mind that. if its a strong alkali it can be worse than being soaked in a corrosive acid such as hydrochloric, it will destroy your skin cells and could cause you to bleed to death or destoy the nerves and stop the electrical impulses causing you to drop dead because your brain can't tell your heart to beat.
Edmund Posted 11 June 2009 Posted 11 June 2009 I'll fooking sew your asshole closed, and keep feeding you and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you
Zingari Posted 11 June 2009 Posted 11 June 2009 a heart attack or something while you were shagging a blow up doll imagine everyone still laughing and giggling at your fookin funeral
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