General Smuts Posted 8 June 2009 Posted 8 June 2009 From the brilliant (and slightly retarded) mind that brought you the undress little mess no stress world of jizzing on the carpet comes the spectacular new craze ... Jizzing in the shower. Even less mess (which cleans itself up) even less stress (you get a nice soapy shower in for the bargain) and even less undress (no pants around the ankles, complete butt nekkidness). Its a win win win situwanktion. Try it now for FREE! *NB. Best not to try this in a public shower room, you may get funny looks. Trust me.
Tommy G Posted 8 June 2009 Posted 8 June 2009 didn't we all try having a wank in the shower when we were 13 though? Hardly new
James. Posted 8 June 2009 Posted 8 June 2009 didn't we all try having a wank in the shower when we were 13 though? Hardly new Smuts please go and join Uncle Albert in the Owned by Tommy G Corner. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.
General Smuts Posted 8 June 2009 Author Posted 8 June 2009 didn't we all try having a wank in the shower when we were 13 though? Hardly new It's the natural procession from the Jizz On The Carpet franchise. Fun for all the family. Age is no issue Tommy. The franchise can enter the market with young teens and expand into the OAP market. It's non discriminatory. I dont like it standing up. Pssst its called an erection, it's supposed to stand up
Finnegan Posted 8 June 2009 Posted 8 June 2009 Smuts please go and join Uncle Albert in the Owned by Tommy G Corner. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200. [shingler] [/shingler]
Stevosevic Posted 8 June 2009 Posted 8 June 2009 It's the natural procession from the Jizz On The Carpet franchise. Fun for all the family. Age is no issue Tommy. The franchise can enter the market with young teens and expand into the OAP market. It's non discriminatory.Pssst its called an erection, it's supposed to stand up Ohhhhh, now i understand.
Milky Posted 8 June 2009 Posted 8 June 2009 Never actually done this. I guess the thought of others having to use the shower after has stopped me. Although, what they don't know can't harm them right?
Unknown Fox Posted 8 June 2009 Posted 8 June 2009 When I'm not on it or so to speak my second most enjoyable pass time!
Guest Bilo Posted 8 June 2009 Posted 8 June 2009 Semen + Pubic hair + Showerjet = Matted pubes and an unholy mess. You won't think yourself so clever when you have to shave your pubic region I can tell ya.
Big Ol' Bob Posted 8 June 2009 Posted 8 June 2009 Better to do it in the shower than the bath. I remember when I made the mistake of bashing one out as a young un in the bath, then washing my hair and suddenly stopping and thinking..."OH NO".
Asha Posted 8 June 2009 Posted 8 June 2009 Better to do it in the shower than the bath.I remember when I made the mistake of bashing one out as a young un in the bath, then washing my hair and suddenly stopping and thinking..."OH NO".
StanSP Posted 8 June 2009 Posted 8 June 2009 Better to do it in the shower than the bath.I remember when I made the mistake of bashing one out as a young un in the bath, then washing my hair and suddenly stopping and thinking..."OH NO". That's suitable for fmylife.com
skinnydipper Posted 8 June 2009 Posted 8 June 2009 Would all those who wish to share a shower with Smuts after the 6 a side please register their interest below. 1.
AmericanScott Posted 8 June 2009 Posted 8 June 2009 Would all those who wish to share a shower with Smuts after the 6 a side please register their interest below.1. Sree
Darkzzz_ Posted 9 June 2009 Posted 9 June 2009 Amateur stuff, although placing the shower head just under your sack of goods makes the journey even better.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 June 2009 Posted 9 June 2009 What a thread What if you jizz and it flies out of the shower and on to your clothers
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 June 2009 Posted 9 June 2009 Amateur stuff, although placing the shower head just under your sack of goods makes the journey even better. Fook that just give your self a colonoscapy and be done with it
Tabou Posted 9 June 2009 Posted 9 June 2009 Can be critical if somebody turns a tap on in the kitchen. Boiling and cold water coupled with a penis rarely ends well.
Darkzzz_ Posted 9 June 2009 Posted 9 June 2009 Shuffling in the kitchen... Man you are taking it to a whole new level.
General Smuts Posted 9 June 2009 Author Posted 9 June 2009 Shuffling in the kitchen... Man you are taking it to a whole new level. I'm not sure that's what he meant ... but on another tangent, the kitchen is the only room in my current house yet to be christened. However, we now have a blind up in thier so it's go time!
JakeShingler Posted 9 June 2009 Posted 9 June 2009 I'm not sure that's what he meant ... but on another tangent, the kitchen is the only room in my current house yet to be christened. However, we now have a blind up in thier so it's go time! I prey 2 god you dont live with youre parents.
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