General Smuts Posted 3 February 2010 Posted 3 February 2010 Last week it seems i clicked on a pop up while shitfaced after a night out and decided to buy myself 10 t shirts. They arrived today. From America. The shipping cost more than the shirts. They all arrived very early this morning. The postman appreciated delivering 10 packages to me less than i appreciated answering the door while sleepwalking. Granted these tees are actally amazing and drunk me has sensational taste, but this is not the point. Hide your credit cards after a night out. Heed my ridiculous advice.
easilee Posted 3 February 2010 Posted 3 February 2010 Last week it seems i clicked on a pop up while shitfaced after a night out and decided to buy myself 10 t shirts. They arrived today. From America. The shipping cost more than the shirts. They all arrived very early this morning. The postman appreciated delivering 10 packages to me less than i appreciated answering the door while sleepwalking.Granted these tees are actally amazing and drunk me has sensational taste, but this is not the point. Hide your credit cards after a night out. Heed my ridiculous advice. A mate of mine bid for a classic car on e bay and fell asleep whilst pissed. Luckily he was outbid. His missus would've had his guts for garters.
MPH Posted 3 February 2010 Posted 3 February 2010 Last week it seems i clicked on a pop up while shitfaced after a night out and decided to buy myself 10 t shirts. They arrived today. From America. The shipping cost more than the shirts. They all arrived very early this morning. The postman appreciated delivering 10 packages to me less than i appreciated answering the door while sleepwalking.Granted these tees are actally amazing and drunk me has sensational taste, but this is not the point. Hide your credit cards after a night out. Heed my ridiculous advice. The impressive part in all this is that you managed to enter your card digits, front and back, expirery date and address correctly ten times. that takes dedication, effort and a bit of blind luck. Fair play, Sir.
Fox You Forest Posted 3 February 2010 Posted 3 February 2010 Could have been worse, he could have delivered a Filipino bride.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 4 February 2010 Posted 4 February 2010 Bestt hting I ordered when pissed was a Emmerdale 'out fo bounds ' DVD.
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 4 February 2010 Posted 4 February 2010 I have a similar story, but this involved a mate who was drunk and had the idea, as we were dropped off I ensured him he needed to it that evening otherwise he wouldn't go through with it the morning. He was obsessing about this girl in our work place, and he knew she liked merekats (before the adds came out) so had the idea to buy her one (you know the share of one at a zoo) naming it "Uoyevoli" - thats Iloveyou backwords. Give a week or so, and low and behold the girl in question gets this pack delivered at work, complete with certificate, cuddly toy etc. The picture on my mates face as he looked at me was priceless.
AoWW Posted 4 February 2010 Posted 4 February 2010 I have a similar story, but this involved a mate who was drunk and had the idea, as we were dropped off I ensured him he needed to it that evening otherwise he wouldn't go through with it the morning. He was obsessing about this girl in our work place, and he knew she liked merekats (before the adds came out) so had the idea to buy her one (you know the share of one at a zoo) naming it "Uoyevoi" - thats Iloveyou backwords. Give a week or so, and low and behold the girl in question gets this pack delivered at work, complete with certificate, cuddly toy etc. The picture on my mates face as he looked at me was priceless. It really isn't.
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 4 February 2010 Posted 4 February 2010 It really isn't. A quick edit and it is!
Unabomber Posted 4 February 2010 Posted 4 February 2010 Similar story involves me and 2 mates getting very drunk last November time which resulted in spending £200 at around 3am on a bnb for tomorrow and Saturday night in Blackpool. Hopefully it should turn out to be money well spent.
Alexikokopops Posted 5 February 2010 Posted 5 February 2010 My housemate got drunk and applied for Brainteaser on Channel Five. He ended up getting on it and getting mullered by some girl we saw on the Weakest Link a couple of months later.
Part Of The Crowd Posted 5 February 2010 Posted 5 February 2010 My friend transfered £500 to a random bank account number and thought he'd bought a Motor Bike. He also took an injunction out on his friend in the state of new mexico. I'll find a picture of the document and put it up here some time. fooking hilarious.
General Smuts Posted 5 February 2010 Author Posted 5 February 2010 My housemate got drunk and applied for Brainteaser on Channel Five. He ended up getting on it and getting mullered by some girl we saw on the Weakest Link a couple of months later. My mate did the same thing with some new BBC quiz show similar to Total Wipeout. he got the call back the other day and didn't have a clue what was going on. He's got an interview on satdee. I really hope he gets on. Also, why is your mare wearing lipstick?
lou Posted 7 February 2010 Posted 7 February 2010 Is it just me that assumed upon looking at the thread starter that this was going to be Porn related and hardly dared look?
MikeyT Posted 7 February 2010 Posted 7 February 2010 Last week it seems i clicked on a pop up while shitfaced after a night out and decided to buy myself 10 t shirts. They arrived today. From America. The shipping cost more than the shirts. They all arrived very early this morning. The postman appreciated delivering 10 packages to me less than i appreciated answering the door while sleepwalking.Granted these tees are actally amazing and drunk me has sensational taste, but this is not the point. Hide your credit cards after a night out. Heed my ridiculous advice. Hahahaha, that line made me actually wee a little!
General Smuts Posted 7 February 2010 Author Posted 7 February 2010 Hahahaha, that line made me actually wee a little! This is how drunk me rolls: Big Willy Style.
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