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General Smuts

Rap Battle 2011 Voting

By General Smuts, in The Music Forum

Who's Your Favourite  

33 members have voted

  1. 1. Fox Ranger vs Trav Le Bleu

  2. 2. Stez vs Fosse Boy

  3. 3. General Smuts vs Asha


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General Smuts

General Smuts

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Choose your winners:

Battle 1 - Fox Ranger vs Trav Le Bleu

Fox Ranger's

From Trav Le Bleu to TLV? by the time i'm finished you'll be beggin me

For mercy on yer tortured soul, you'll be asking for time in the glory hole

But the glory hole aint got no room cos yer bitch is in there going BOOM BOOM BOOM!

5 cocks a day aint nothin unusual, saw the vids on Red Tube and they were crucial

Gonna put that skank in my wank bank!

Gotta put that skank in my wank bank!

Now i don't mean no offence to you, yer a legend of this forum Monsuier Trav Le Bleu

I'm new round here so i'll doff my cap, i only attack you in the name of rap

Otherwise i'm a gentle man, no need to be rude unless i'm gettin panned

So there you are i'm being very nice but as this is a battle i gotta think twice

So excuse me now, i have to go, to make another vid with yer skanky ho!

Gonna put that skank in my wank bank!

Gonna put that skank in my wank bank!

Trav Le Bleu's

Fox Ranger, he’s a stranger

Ain’t no threat, not a danger

New to da forum, he’s only gonna bore em

Can’t read his posts, becos I ignore em

I’m T le B, y’ can’t mess with me

Bring it to my hood, I’m gonna spill blood

Fox Ranger, I’ll rearrange ya

Pox Danger, like Stewart Granger

He’s full of STD, smells of poo and wee

Don’t come over here, keep away from me!

I’m T le B, just the best ya see

Got a gun? Make my day – I gotta AK

Ranger Fox, got his dick in a box

Kept under locks, in case it shocks

Rapping like a tortoise, fulla rigor mortis

Can’t be sure what he said, I forget what he taught us.

I’m T le B, rapping freely

Cos this is my place, BOOM inya face!

Got a face like a vag, but he wears it like a badge

Makes the honeys scream, yet he thinks he’s a dream

Though his mom’s not bad, fiftieth best I’ve had

Want somat better man? I recommend his gran

I’m T le B, from Leicester me

Foxestalk is my patch – I win this match!

Battle 2 - Stez vs Fosse Boy

Stez's

i'm not here to annoy, i'm here to destroy

fosse boy.

i'll drop some bombs, but weapons i won't employ to deploy

so sit back and enjoy the real mccoy

so what can i say?

keep on looking at your liquid crystal display

and i may

say

he's gay

lover of the pork buffet

but that's just foul play

on my part

so take heart

i'll kick start

this folk rap art

with rhymes a la carte

so here it comes

ease your twitching bums

i'll leave him with bleeding gums

like someone from leicester's slum

who never brushes their teeth

or has sex wearing a sheath

he's probably called keith.

the last lines

like fine wines

defines, combines

and undermines

fosse boys whines

the winner reclines

fosse boy pines

for my superior rhymes

Fosse Boy's

So the man put me up against a guy called stez

I'm gonna batter him like Battersby comma Les

There's not much I can fathom from this bloke's profile

So I think I'll just get libellous - he's a paedophile

The S in his name stands for Shit I'm sure

The T is for Tame coz his rhymes ain't raw

The last two letters? Simple - EZ

Just like the manner of my victory

Battle 3 - General Smuts vs Asha

General Smuts'

We all know you as Nuss, so whats this Cornershop fuss?

Easy to say hes a wuss, but i got this 12 year old sussed

Hes had no sight of the puss, except the herpes discharge stuff

And We all know im the boss, so lets get this chain yanked off.

Loving my rap patter, easily bought like Sepp Blatter

And like the Rock Say's 'Asha Doesn't Matter'

Insane in the brain like Margot Kidder's Lois Lane

I could rap all day but i will win again and again

Had more name changes than Prince and my car windows got tints

My whole lounge decked out with Chintz so Nuss get ready to wince

Cos my mad rymes make you flinch. All over the rap cups my prints

Along with some dubious stains that youll probably need to rinse

Asha

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Yet it's still a close call. lol

As always - i honestly find it harder to get through against non entries than i do against actual entries.

Was gonna add MTWG in my tie as well to water down the votes a bit but thought that was pointless so didnt bother in the end.

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You sure? :whistle:

Beeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaaatch!

Me an mah mysogenistic homies can come an pop a cap in yo ass!

And for the record, I'm as suprised as you at the result, it swung both ways :ph34r: but we drew, no one seems to bothered.

A bit of a damp squib all round, except for all the excellent entries! :D

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