Victory is mine Posted 28 May 2011 Posted 28 May 2011 Just bought series 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 10 and watching family guy from its first ever episode, Its amazing how its changed over the years. Would be nice if people posted there favourite quotes and episode's
Parafox Posted 28 May 2011 Posted 28 May 2011 Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully) Stewie : We're playing house... Lois: But that kid is all tied up! Stewie: Roman Polanski's house --------------------------------------------------------------- Peter: By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls ----------------------------------------------------------------- Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim! Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick. Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic! Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
Parafox Posted 28 May 2011 Posted 28 May 2011 Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh? Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl. Lois: Hehehe...that's me. Peter: You dirty hustler. Lois: Hehehehe... Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute. Lois: Aha, ok I get it... Peter: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore. Lois: Alright, that's enough
Victory is mine Posted 28 May 2011 Author Posted 28 May 2011 Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh? Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl. Lois: Hehehe...that's me. Peter: You dirty hustler. Lois: Hehehehe... Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute. Lois: Aha, ok I get it... Peter: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore. Lois: Alright, that's enough
ozleicester Posted 28 May 2011 Posted 28 May 2011 I was watching online the other day and saw a FG i hadnt seen before. It goes like this... Stewie uses a time machine to go back in time and have clever comebacks when Brian puts him down, then He and Brian go back to beginning of time and "create" the universe, was a brilliantly written episode and explained how he did it.. however, my link crashed at this point leaving me wondering about his universe ... in truth, this was a perfect way for the episode to end..of course it wasnt the end.. but i liked it anyway... And that my friends is a very boring review, i apologise for stealing your last 2 minutes.
Victory is mine Posted 28 May 2011 Author Posted 28 May 2011 I was watching online the other day and saw a FG i hadnt seen before. It goes like this... Stewie uses a time machine to go back in time and have clever comebacks when Brian puts him down, then He and Brian go back to beginning of time and "create" the universe, was a brilliantly written episode and explained how he did it.. however, my link crashed at this point leaving me wondering about his universe ... in truth, this was a perfect way for the episode to end..of course it wasnt the end.. but i liked it anyway... And that my friends is a very boring review, i apologise for stealing your last 2 minutes. I think i have seen that one! Yep was a good episode
The Doctor Posted 28 May 2011 Posted 28 May 2011 Not family guy but about family guy: Cartman: The family guy writing staff are manatees? Employee: Yep, they take an idea ball from one side of the tank and drop it in the depositary on the other side, ooh look they're getting an idea now. Cartman: Very well, listen manatees, one of your episodes is causing terrorist threats on america... Employee: You're wasting your breath, manatees are the only animal unpertubed by terrorist threats. Herbert: What have you got against woods herbert? He replaced my drugs with methapthetamines... [cutscene] peddle faster! Hey kids, where you going? want come back to my house, maybe go in the backroom, heeeeeeeeeeeeeee. [/cutscene] Right, calm down. everyone but chris just keep your pants on. listen chris, if i die somethings might be discovered, shameful things, things that might not make sense to you but i just want you to know it will be blown way out of proportion I'm not sure what you mean I mean if i die you have to burn my house down. Adam West: yes, jingle keys (jingles keys out window and gets hit with brick) my god, i'm a tomato http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPLoy9K_XHg ollie williams: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ass2VodOBho&feature=related and Ronald Regan:
The Doctor Posted 28 May 2011 Posted 28 May 2011 ollie williams is a hero, also tom tucker. Meg: I fell down a passage way and ended up in the pantry over there. Tom: The same thing happened to me, but with a mustache.
acooling08 Posted 28 May 2011 Posted 28 May 2011 Family Guy has gone downhill recently. The new episodes on BBC3 are cringey at times. The first few series were very funny. The first pic actually sums it up!
zubi Posted 29 May 2011 Posted 29 May 2011 Family guy has really lost it since the earlier seasons. Love this clip though, quagmire pwns brian
Bert Posted 29 May 2011 Posted 29 May 2011 I swear I'm the only person on the planet that doesn't like Family Guy. Tried watching it, but I just don't get it.
AmericanScott Posted 29 May 2011 Posted 29 May 2011 I swear I'm the only person on the planet that doesn't like Family Guy. Tried watching it, but I just don't get it. Is it because the family can't understand the baby throw you off?
Voll Blau Posted 16 April 2014 Posted 16 April 2014 Anyone got a decent site fro streaming series 12. Fox seem pretty hot on getting them shut down quickly!
AndWhat? Posted 16 April 2014 Posted 16 April 2014 http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/family_guy/ Enjoy
Captain... Posted 16 April 2014 Posted 16 April 2014 Young Peter: "Why don't you make like siamese twins and split.... then one of you die" Had me giggling for ages This one I nearly fell off my chair: Stewie: I have a wife and responsibilities, I mean, what kind of a man would I be if I ran off now?Brian: Well, you would be a black man. Not because it is funny, just so unexpected.
Jimothy Posted 25 April 2014 Posted 25 April 2014 Saw this one last night, cracks me up. And this one too
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