ACF Posted 10 July 2011 Share Posted 10 July 2011 This is the thread to record your thoughts, however weird they maybe. I had one earlier: Girls are luckier than guys, because if a guy decides he wants to do a number 2 whilst doing a number 1, he either has to wait until he's finished the first bit, and then take up more toilet time, or hold it in mid-stream which can hurt like heck, and could be messy. Girls just sit there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 10 July 2011 Share Posted 10 July 2011 This is the thread to record your thoughts, however weird they maybe. I had one earlier: Girls are luckier than guys, because if a guy decides he wants to do a number 2 whilst doing a number 1, he either has to wait until he's finished the first bit, and then take up more toilet time, or hold it in mid-stream which can hurt like heck, and could be messy. Girls just sit there. they always have to queue up longer though , with added risks of accidents during this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeb.lcfc Posted 10 July 2011 Share Posted 10 July 2011 not weird really but makes you think for while what if the supposed light at the end of the tunnel when you die is actually being reborn in your next life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACF Posted 10 July 2011 Author Share Posted 10 July 2011 they always have to queue up longer though , with added risks of accidents during this time But they have a couch to sit on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 10 July 2011 Share Posted 10 July 2011 not weird really but makes you think for while what if the supposed light at the end of the tunnel when you die is actually being reborn in your next life but there are more people now living than there ever has been before , so there wouldn't have been enough tunnels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted 10 July 2011 Share Posted 10 July 2011 but there are more people now living than there ever has been before , so there wouldn't have been enough tunnels There are other creatures besides humans. Reincarnation is crap anyway, but there is a basis of truth in it. Your atoms will all go on to be part of other things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtles Head Posted 10 July 2011 Share Posted 10 July 2011 This is the thread to record your thoughts, however weird they maybe. I had one earlier: Girls are luckier than guys, because if a guy decides he wants to do a number 2 whilst doing a number 1, he either has to wait until he's finished the first bit, and then take up more toilet time, or hold it in mid-stream which can hurt like heck, and could be messy. Girls just sit there. I was once mid-number 1 and decided i needed a number 2. I held my member down, took a large step over the flow while slowly spinning around. Sat down still peeing. Only worked once, out of the two times i tried it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 10 July 2011 Share Posted 10 July 2011 but there are more people now living than there ever has been before , so there wouldn't have been enough tunnels Oooh, now here's a thought! Suppose, just suppose, like, right, reincarnation was true. But there's more and more people? How does that work if the new people have supposed to have lived before? Now get this, right, cos this is the CLEVER bit. Maybe that's why some species become EXTINCT? Becos they become humans. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eh? Eh?! This does not reflect my actual views on what happens when you die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 10 July 2011 Share Posted 10 July 2011 OK , Here's another thought about reincarnation Suppose when you see a light at the end of a tunnel, maybe there is like a light splitting thingy whatsit , that allows you to be reincarnated as more than one person . I mean that's how carnations must spray out from one plant ,maybe that's why it's called reincarnation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am Rod Hull Posted 10 July 2011 Share Posted 10 July 2011 I can do 1 and 2 at the same time when im on form... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydos Posted 10 July 2011 Share Posted 10 July 2011 I sit down for number 1's. Like a boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wymsey Posted 10 July 2011 Share Posted 10 July 2011 Its healthier lower down to urinate first then poo. Doing it at the same time can make your stomach to feel a bit 'off' afterwards for a while, which can damage the lower body functions. Source: Just asked my Pharmacist Step-Father this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyT Posted 10 July 2011 Share Posted 10 July 2011 Its healthier lower down to urinate first then poo. Doing it at the same time can make your stomach to feel a bit 'off' afterwards for a while, which can damage the lower body functions. Source: Just asked my Pharmacist Step-Father this. See this is the difference between Wymsey and the rest of us on here, no one else would have used the term "urinate" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 10 July 2011 Share Posted 10 July 2011 i've never really thought about it , but i think i do a bit of one , then a bit of the other , then back again and again until i'm fully evacuated . i'll try to take more notice next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charl91 Posted 10 July 2011 Share Posted 10 July 2011 I thought the title of this thread was "Muslims" and thought, uh oh, can of worms opened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxyPV Posted 10 July 2011 Share Posted 10 July 2011 I sit down for number 1's. Like a boss. because the boss tells me to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACF Posted 23 July 2011 Author Share Posted 23 July 2011 "Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks like an aerial view of them, the 2 o's look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydos Posted 23 July 2011 Share Posted 23 July 2011 bed looks like a bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 24 July 2011 Share Posted 24 July 2011 "Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks like an aerial view of them, the 2 o's look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. This!! How cool is it to write boob, boobies, boobless on a calculator.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystonFox Posted 24 July 2011 Share Posted 24 July 2011 There's a method using calculations and story telling to get to the answer 80087355 can anyone remember it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted 25 July 2011 Share Posted 25 July 2011 men are the superior gender. After all we're human not huwoman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxyPV Posted 25 July 2011 Share Posted 25 July 2011 the construction of male male gender has be construed by a patriarchal society as superior and therefore all that they do is projected as positive and that anything constructed as feminine is instantly a negative which can fuck right off. There the is no point in venerating one gender construction over the other as do so means you are a complete willy puller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted 26 July 2011 Share Posted 26 July 2011 poof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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