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It's a fair cop guvnor!

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When was the last time you were caught red handed or 'with your pants down' and had to admit, 'it's a fair cop!?' Mine was being caught with the girlfriend's pretzels last night whilst watching the FA Cup highlights. Hardly a major crime, but she has been de-toxing since the New Year and saving them for a blow out next weekend. Anyone able to offer a more mischievous story? Can't be difficult!

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On a very low scale, my misses rumbled me 'researching' images for the Hottest Celebs thread. Of course, she interpreted it as just ordinary perving.

Women!

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Caught a few dumbos in my last occupation.

Just loved going to court to see the prats squirm with embarrassment. Caught two geezers in a public loo, writing dirty ditties.

F--ck me, they didn't even rhyme.

Cost them 100 hrs each community service, plus a few sniggers at their attempt of being budding poets.

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On a very low scale, my misses rumbled me 'researching' images for the Hottest Celebs thread. Of course, she interpreted it as just ordinary perving.

Women!

You Naughty boy :P

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Caught a few dumbos in my last occupation.

Just loved going to court to see the prats squirm with embarrassment. Caught two geezers in a public loo, writing dirty ditties.

F--ck me, they didn't even rhyme.

Cost them 100 hrs each community service, plus a few sniggers at their attempt of being budding poets.

.

Would it have been so satisfying for you if they were a heterosexual couple?

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Having secret cigar on dog walk, sitting on my favourite log enjoying a quiet puff when my missues sat down beside me, thought it was such a nice day she would join us on our walk. Curses. Confiscated my tin of pleasure and disposable lighter. Now she forensically sniffs my coat when get back from walkies.

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Would it have been so satisfying for you if they were a heterosexual couple?

Very homophobic presumption

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