Population-1 Posted 19 February 2012 Posted 19 February 2012 When was the last time you were caught red handed or 'with your pants down' and had to admit, 'it's a fair cop!?' Mine was being caught with the girlfriend's pretzels last night whilst watching the FA Cup highlights. Hardly a major crime, but she has been de-toxing since the New Year and saving them for a blow out next weekend. Anyone able to offer a more mischievous story? Can't be difficult!
Ilkeston_Fox Posted 19 February 2012 Posted 19 February 2012 I caught two people at it the other week, on demolition site of all places....
Finnegan Posted 19 February 2012 Posted 19 February 2012 I caught two people at it the other week, on demolition site of all places.... Was he demolishing the rear access? \o
Ilkeston_Fox Posted 19 February 2012 Posted 19 February 2012 Was he demolishing the rear access? \o Ha, thankfully I was spared that image
Trav Le Bleu Posted 19 February 2012 Posted 19 February 2012 Was he demolishing the rear access? \o You're suggesting Paul Gallagher frequents such places?
Saxondale Posted 19 February 2012 Posted 19 February 2012 On a very low scale, my misses rumbled me 'researching' images for the Hottest Celebs thread. Of course, she interpreted it as just ordinary perving. Women!
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 20 February 2012 Posted 20 February 2012 Caught a few dumbos in my last occupation. Just loved going to court to see the prats squirm with embarrassment. Caught two geezers in a public loo, writing dirty ditties. F--ck me, they didn't even rhyme. Cost them 100 hrs each community service, plus a few sniggers at their attempt of being budding poets. .
HEGGSY Posted 20 February 2012 Posted 20 February 2012 On a very low scale, my misses rumbled me 'researching' images for the Hottest Celebs thread. Of course, she interpreted it as just ordinary perving. Women! You Naughty boy
Nick Posted 20 February 2012 Posted 20 February 2012 Caught a few dumbos in my last occupation. Just loved going to court to see the prats squirm with embarrassment. Caught two geezers in a public loo, writing dirty ditties. F--ck me, they didn't even rhyme. Cost them 100 hrs each community service, plus a few sniggers at their attempt of being budding poets. . Would it have been so satisfying for you if they were a heterosexual couple?
lavrentis Posted 21 February 2012 Posted 21 February 2012 Got caught drinking in the street and had alcohol confiscated
Reynard Bleu Posted 21 February 2012 Posted 21 February 2012 Having secret cigar on dog walk, sitting on my favourite log enjoying a quiet puff when my missues sat down beside me, thought it was such a nice day she would join us on our walk. Curses. Confiscated my tin of pleasure and disposable lighter. Now she forensically sniffs my coat when get back from walkies.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 21 February 2012 Posted 21 February 2012 Would it have been so satisfying for you if they were a heterosexual couple? As far as I know they were.
Daggers Posted 21 February 2012 Posted 21 February 2012 As far as I know they were. Got rebuffed, huh? Hell hath bugger-all like a Special scorned, etc.
skinnydipper Posted 21 February 2012 Posted 21 February 2012 DT, did you ask one to hold your helmet whilst you restrained the other ?
Guest MattP Posted 21 February 2012 Posted 21 February 2012 Would it have been so satisfying for you if they were a heterosexual couple? Very homophobic presumption
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 22 February 2012 Posted 22 February 2012 Very homophobic presumption . Pinch of salt. No one takes Nick seriously :nono:
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