ozleicester Posted 18 April 2012 Posted 18 April 2012 I couldnt seem to find one of the other "look at all the idiots they arent as good/clever/witty/positive/knowledgeable as me" threads that suited me, so ive started my own.
ozleicester Posted 18 April 2012 Author Posted 18 April 2012 you need to write a poem oz better still, i'll write Haiku wont i look clever Ahh fvck, not as clever as i thought
Zingari Posted 18 April 2012 Posted 18 April 2012 Too self deprecating I'm afraid you haven't quite got the hang of it yet , have you ?
ozleicester Posted 18 April 2012 Author Posted 18 April 2012 bottom is fine, Though apparently there is a fair bit of sh1t around my mouth that needs cleaning up.
OzFox Posted 18 April 2012 Posted 18 April 2012 I couldnt seem to find one of the other "look at all the idiots they arent as good/clever/witty/positive/knowledgeable as me" threads that suited me, so ive started my own. Your post-count is far too low to be starting threads like this, surely?
Zingari Posted 18 April 2012 Posted 18 April 2012 Your post-count is far too low to be starting threads like this, surely? it's not the size of your post count that is important !
ozleicester Posted 18 April 2012 Author Posted 18 April 2012 Your post-count is far too low to be starting threads like this, surely? it's not the size of your post count that is important ! Its ALWAYS about size on the internet
OzFox Posted 18 April 2012 Posted 18 April 2012 it's not the size of your post count that is important ! Never mind the quality, feel the width?
Zingari Posted 18 April 2012 Posted 18 April 2012 Its ALWAYS about size on the internet No it’s not Look how big mine is, but do I command any respect around here? No ! I’m a big flop It’s all about firmness of purpose, rigid beliefs, thrusting personality ……….oh err missus !
Zingari Posted 18 April 2012 Posted 18 April 2012 Never mind the quality, feel the width? You must be older than I thought if you can remember that old sit com
Rincewind Posted 18 April 2012 Posted 18 April 2012 I'm too modest to boast about my greatness. Which reminds me of a Haiku but be warned it takes a bit of thinking about to understand it. Blow my own trumpet? No, but when the batons out The orchestra plays.
ozleicester Posted 18 April 2012 Author Posted 18 April 2012 hahaha.... to all those other posters, I crumble before their massive post count.
Daggers Posted 18 April 2012 Posted 18 April 2012 Matt's left these lying around if anyone needs one...
Finnegan Posted 18 April 2012 Posted 18 April 2012 I assume there's a pair to go with entitled INSECURITY and INFERIORITY COMPLEX?
ozleicester Posted 18 April 2012 Author Posted 18 April 2012 I assume there's a pair to go with entitled INSECURITY and INFERIORITY COMPLEX? I'll take your word for that
James. Posted 18 April 2012 Posted 18 April 2012 Matt's left these lying around if anyone needs one... Beat me to it.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 18 April 2012 Posted 18 April 2012 Matt's left these lying around if anyone needs one... If they've been cooked in beef dripping (mmmmmmmmm) Oz won't be so happy.
ozleicester Posted 18 April 2012 Author Posted 18 April 2012 wait... I had no idea...so its a nerve ?
Trav Le Bleu Posted 18 April 2012 Posted 18 April 2012 wait... I had no idea...so its a nerve ? Ahem. Actually, the funny bone IS a bone. It's the slang for the Humerus (Humerous, geddit? ). However, knocking your humerus isn't what makes you feel queasy, that's the aforementioned ulnar nerve. When someone bangs their elbow and pulls a queasy face, I always say, "You've knocked your ulnar nerve there."
ozleicester Posted 18 April 2012 Author Posted 18 April 2012 Ahem. Actually, the funny bone IS a bone. It's the slang for the Humerus (Humerous, geddit? ). However, knocking your humerus isn't what makes you feel queasy, that's the aforementioned ulnar nerve. When someone bangs their elbow and pulls a queasy face, I always say, "You've knocked your ulnar nerve there." this is now my opening line at every party i attend, obviously (being as i think this is such a good line) i dont attend a lot of parties, but now... when i do... oh boy
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