Zingari Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 Stuka! achtung spitfiren !! rat a tat a tat a tat
Guest Col city fan Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 Serfs Fanny (the girls name) Nipple cripple
steveherbe Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 Stuka! And of course. 'For you Tommy, ze vor is over'
cambridgefox Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 Pokey pants/wigwam pants Again could just be me and my mates eg"cor blimey,look at the knockers on her" "alright pokey pants/wigwam pants,she's not very old,you will get done for breaking and entering"
evs_the_fox Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 Dicksplat Pants (as in something's not very good) Townie Spag
Guest Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 Oooohh she has nice knockers. Used to be my favourite word - Knockers - yeah! dude betamax chill
The Doctor Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 beef, as in taking issue with something (and all together if Ozleicester get's his way).
flowwolf Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 Winnits Clinkers Clouch Doobries ( except for the Birch )
Zingari Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 Bender. Bender as in all day drinking or gay man ? I'd hate to say "I'm going on a bender today" and and everyone get the wrong idea about me being a heavy drinker !
21st Century Fox Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 Bender as in all day drinking or gay man ? I'd hate to say "I'm going on a bender today" and and everyone get the wrong idea about me being a heavy drinker ! Semen is technically heavier than beer I suppose.
Zingari Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 Semen is technically heavier than beer I suppose. does that mean gay benders are denser than alky benders ?
21st Century Fox Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 does that mean gay benders are denser than alky benders ? Mmmmmmmmm They must be heavier but then I guess it's down to how many pints they've ingested. The average ejaculation is apparently between 2-5ml, so lets say 3.5ml. There's about 568ml per pint. So they'd have to ingest about 162(?) 'loads' to equal a pint. Now how much a pint of semen and a pint of Carling weigh I just don't know.
Zingari Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 Mmmmmmmmm They must be heavier but then I guess it's down to how many pints they've ingested. The average ejaculation is apparently between 2-5ml, so lets say 3.5ml. There's about 568ml per pint. So they'd have to ingest about 162(?) 'loads' to equal a pint. Now how much a pint of semen and a pint of Carling weigh I just don't know. i'll let you know in a day or so
21st Century Fox Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 i'll let you know in a day or so This is going to be a big weekend.
Zingari Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 This is going to be a big weekend. i'll be in the milf appreciation thread if anyone wants me
21st Century Fox Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 Wasn't there an urban legend that Marc Almond from Soft Cell had his stomach pumped once because it was full of semen. He's the man to get to the bottom of this.
Daggers Posted 28 September 2012 Posted 28 September 2012 So, let me get this right, in this thread you can cite any number of homophobic or racist words to your hearts content with impunity? "Oh yea, we used to say 'haha, who's the little sambo?' Why can't we say sambo now? It's not fair, sambo is a great word" Get a fvcking grip.
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