Saxondale Posted 28 December 2012 Posted 28 December 2012 1) That even a poorly written piece of non-proofread Mills-and-Boonery can sell millions of copies if it 'goes viral'. 2) That Britain can host a major, global sporting event without cocking it up (FAO. Blatter). 3) Not to look a gift horse in the mouth when it comes to mediocre summer weather. 4) That South Korean pop music can appeal to overseas markets. 5) To keep dogs on a lead in deer reserves.
FoxyPV Posted 28 December 2012 Posted 28 December 2012 1) That even a poorly written piece of non-proofread Mills-and-Boonery can sell millions of copies if it 'goes viral'. 2) That Britain can host a major, global sporting event without cocking it up (FAO. Blatter). 3) Not to look a gift horse in the mouth when it comes to mediocre summer weather. 4) That South Korean pop music can appeal to overseas markets. 5) To keep dogs on a lead in deer reserves. 1) That's an insult to Mills&Boons. 50 Shades is incoherent drivel. 2) We didn't see the sun all year bar a two week spell in June. I hate Northern Ireland. 3) Billionaires have ruined football.
stix Posted 28 December 2012 Posted 28 December 2012 1) That even a poorly written piece of non-proofread Mills-and-Boonery can sell millions of copies if it 'goes viral'. 2) That Britain can host a major, global sporting event without cocking it up (FAO. Blatter). 3) Not to look a gift horse in the mouth when it comes to mediocre summer weather. 4) That South Korean pop music can appeal to overseas markets. 5) To keep dogs on a lead in deer reserves. You MUST have just watched 50 funniest moments of 2012!!!
Rincewind Posted 28 December 2012 Posted 28 December 2012 Two rules I have learned in 2012 1 That earning a quality of life is often more important than earning a wage. 2 When you are skint read rule one.
z-layrex Posted 28 December 2012 Posted 28 December 2012 Stop relying on other people to make you happy.
Saxondale Posted 29 December 2012 Author Posted 29 December 2012 The UK zeitgeist formally dictated that JLC stood for Justin Lee Collins. Since he was outed as an obsessive, bitter ex-harrasser, it now stands for Jenna Louise Coleman, sci-fi sexpot and all round telly fitty.
Vacamion Posted 29 December 2012 Posted 29 December 2012 - Prophesies regarding Armageddon are, on the whole, incorrect. - Peter Higgs' prophesies, on the other hand, appear to have some weight. Or is that mass... - We are not really "all in this together". - The zanier and whackier the 1970s/1980s celebrity, the more chance they were a colossal nonce. - It is apparently fine to make speculative allegations relating to the above, esepecially if the person is dead, but sometimes when they are not. - Missing a peno for England at a major tournament is now such a commonplace that you don't even get your own pizza advert. - Vile racist shagrabbit John Terry actually felt no shame in spectating a game, then putting his kit on to lift the cup. Weird, huh... - Paul McCartney, whilst a living legend, should stop eroding his status by appearing with his weird purple hair at the end of large national events and wailing "Hey Jude". - If you want Summer sunshine, leave the UK.
leicsmac Posted 29 December 2012 Posted 29 December 2012 1) That even a poorly written piece of non-proofread Mills-and-Boonery can sell millions of copies if it 'goes viral'. 2) That Britain can host a major, global sporting event without cocking it up (FAO. Blatter). 3) Not to look a gift horse in the mouth when it comes to mediocre summer weather. 4) That South Korean pop music can appeal to overseas markets. 5) To keep dogs on a lead in deer reserves. Possibly rephrase this as "one particular South Korean pop song that appears funny to lots of people for some utterly absurd reason can appeal to overseas markets". Sorry, I'm not a Psy fan - not after hearing it a gazillion times when still working in Korea then coming home and realising the fvcker has followed me here! And most of K-Pop in general is equally annoying...but there is some decent stuff. North Korean flag South Korean flag Still don't know how they got this wrong. Or it was one of the most massive trolls EVER.
Tielemans63 Posted 29 December 2012 Posted 29 December 2012 1) That being a highly-paid presenter on the Beeb in the 70's gave you the right to abuse women and children at your leisure - as long as no-one said anything.
Rocket-Ron Posted 29 December 2012 Posted 29 December 2012 That ketchup and rice pudding really don't go together
GLC Posted 29 December 2012 Posted 29 December 2012 Never leave a game early (some Man City fans left on the 85th minute against QPR) We'll probably never see an ending to the PL season like that again
Rocket-Ron Posted 29 December 2012 Posted 29 December 2012 That 21-12 2012 was just another day. As was 20-12-2012
skinnydipper Posted 29 December 2012 Posted 29 December 2012 As was 20-12-2012 Correct. But not the day on which the world was predicted to end. http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html
Rocket-Ron Posted 29 December 2012 Posted 29 December 2012 Correct. But not the day on which the world was predicted to end. http://www.nasa.gov/...tures/2012.html Oh yes. Forgot about that... Did it happen???
skinnydipper Posted 29 December 2012 Posted 29 December 2012 Oh yes. Forgot about that... Did it happen??? Yes, we're now all in the afterlife. I'm surrounded by a harem of scantily clad beauties who are serving me the finest Doombar.
Rocket-Ron Posted 29 December 2012 Posted 29 December 2012 Well the person who put the bet on that the world is going to end must be celebrating.
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