Dan Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 Where do you take a Northern person on a date? Somewhere that includes Gravy with every meal? Somewhere there's no wife beaters that drink Stella? I'd ask northerners.
AoWW Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 Cheap isn't in London's vocab. Was either thinking Winter Wonderland in Hyde Park (depending when it's on) or a proper meal (she's on a student budget). Intending to make her pay her share, then?
Lamby Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 I'd ask northerners. You are Northerners. Anything North from the Watford Gap is up North. Intending to make her pay her share, then? Of course not. Might go to the Zoo, hmm.
Dan Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 I'm a nobhead who doesn't have a clue about geography Couldn't agree more
Guest Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 Intending to make her pay her share, then? And his
The Doctor Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 You are Northerners. Anything North from the Watford Gap is up North. Of course not. Might go to the Zoo, hmm. You are of course wrong, you southern ponce - Leicester is in the midlands. Mid being short for middle - Leicester isn't in the north, it's pretty much the most central point of England. The north starts around Scunthorpe, not Watford.
AoWW Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 The Midlands is included in the North. Er, no, it's not. The clue is in the name!
Lamby Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 Er, no, it's not. The clue is in the name! Every Southerner will say that the North begins after the Watford Gap.
Guest MattP Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 The Midlands is included in the North. You can't say you're obviously not disabled and then come out with that.
AoWW Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 Every Southerner will say that the North begins after the Watford Gap. Er, no, they really won't.
Guest Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 Every Southerner will say that the North begins after the Watford Gap. So basically everyone from south of the Watford Gap is an idiot?
The Doctor Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 The Midlands is included in the North. . Out of interest, does your keyboard have a drip tray to collect the drool?
Corky Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 So basically everyone from south of Watford Gap is an idiot? Unfair on idiots to be lumped in with Lamby.
separator Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 Every Southerner will say that the North begins after the Watford Gap. You do realise that Watford Gap is in Northamptonshire (ie Midlands), its not the Watford thats stuck in the top of greater London
Dan Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 The Midlands is included in the North. Read that comment again, until you realise how ridiculous you sound.
Lamby Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 Read that comment again, until you realise how ridiculous you sound. It's not called the South Midlands is it? Therefore it's North!
Lamby Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 Where is this bird from anyway? Cambridge? Warrington. Comes in handy for Wigan away.
AoWW Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 It's not called the South Midlands is it? Therefore it's North! Seriously, nobody can be this stupid, surely?
Guest MattP Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 Warrington. Comes in handy for Wigan away. You need to meet someone before you ask them to be your helper.
kingfox Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 I signed up to facebook last week, and I've been impersonating as a girl from Warrington. Some guy added me, claiming to be the sex god of the Valley. I got to know him a bit, then out of the blue, he asked me out on a date to Burger King, and said he was willing to get his cock out on our first date.
Tom17LCFC Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 It's not called the South Midlands is it? Therefore it's North! is London in the north as well then because it's not called South London?
kingfox Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 Seriously, nobody can be this stupid, surely? Is Lamby, actually Joey Essex? How's Australia mate?
AoWW Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 Warrington. Comes in handy for Wigan away. I think she's been reading this thread and is hoping that the cunning disguise will get her out of this 'date'.
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