Jimothy Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 It's not called the South Midlands is it? Therefore it's North! No it's called the MIDLANDS as in the middle! Why does have to be called to the South Midlands for it not to be considered North? There is a massive clue in the name, it's the Midlands, it's in the middle, it's neither North nor South.
Webbo Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 Warrington. Comes in handy for Wigan away. Does she play rugby league as well?
Dan Posted 14 November 2013 Posted 14 November 2013 It's not called the South Midlands is it? Therefore it's North! I hope for your sake she isn't into geography.
StanSP Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 'South Midlands'. lol Lamby = guaranteed mare. Absolute wreck.
FoxesAreBlue Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 Leicester is in the East Midlands though so were Easteners? I wind up my cockney gaffer anyway and say anything south of Watford Gap is London.
Lamby Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 South Midlands, is that not Oxford sort of area? Nope. Oxfordshire which I would class as the Thames Valley area
Dan Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 Nope. Oxfordshire which I would class as the Thames Valley area Apologies if I don't take someone's opinion seriously who thinks Luton is in the north of England.
Lamby Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 Apologies if I don't take someone's opinion seriously who thinks Luton is in the north of England. Luton is below the Watford Gap
Dan Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 Luton is below the Watford Gap Hmmm. Let you off.
Bert Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 "South Midlands would be Northampton. Going on Lambys logic, if you're from from Brighton, every fecker is a northerner.
MPH Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 It's not called the South Midlands is it? Therefore it's North! Err... what kind of logic is that? It's not called the north midlands either you silly tit.
Finnegan Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 I think you'll find anything out of the M25 is the North.
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 Every Southerner will say that the North begins after the Watford Gap. Erm. Here's one who disagrees.
Guest Bilo Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 The Midlands is included in the North. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNsrK6P9QvI
Guest Bilo Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 Fvck me Lamby, I thought the original statement was satirising the popular myth that London football fans think everything North of them is Northern per se. Had you dropped it, it might have come off as half smart. Then you spend a few posts trying to justify the erroneous belief that Leicester and Northampton fall into the same category as Carlisle and Newcastle. Did you spend your Geography lessons eating glue?
indierich06 Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 It's not called the South Midlands is it? Therefore it's North! It's not called the North Midlands either you ****ing cretin. It's called the Midlands. Because it's in the ****ing middle. Did you spend your Geography lessons eating glue? That would explain a lot tbh.
ADK Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 To be fair I grew up in the south and always considered Leicester to be "up north". It was only when I drove all the way to Scotland that I realised actually how much more of England is north of Leicester. I used to know a bloke from Southampton who referred to London as "north". The way I see it if you say grass as gr - ass then you are northern. If you say gr - arse then you are southern.
Mark_w Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 I love Lamby. Absolute genius. I take back what I said about preferring kingfox.
cambridgefox Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 Surely the Northern boundary of The Midlands then becomes the north.I'm not that far south compared to a Leicester on the map,yet you lot all speak funny and I sound like a facking Cockerknee.or is it just cock?
Corky Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 Fvck me Lamby, I thought the original statement was satirising the popular myth that London football fans think everything North of them is Northern per se. Had you dropped it, it might have come off as half smart. Then you spend a few posts trying to justify the erroneous belief that Leicester and Northampton fall into the same category as Carlisle and Newcastle. Did you spend your Geography lessons eating glue? Don't you remember our derby against Sunderland, Bilo?
RobHawk Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 To be fair I grew up in the south and always considered Leicester to be "up north". It was only when I drove all the way to Scotland that I realised actually how much more of England is north of Leicester. I used to know a bloke from Southampton who referred to London as "north". The way I see it if you say grass as gr - ass then you are northern correct. If you say gr - arse then you are southern a cockface.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 If it was me, then two take away bags of fish and chips. Enjoy them while you take a little stroll along a country road, and find that nice covered remote bus stop that you know is there. Happy days.
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