SOCCERROO FOX Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 Not evacuating if told to is bloody stupid. It puts the lives of firefighters - including my cousin - at risk. It was just a warning matey
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 7 June 2014 Posted 7 June 2014 I have a cricket bat in the cupboard. Thats about it. I've got a couple of bats hanging upside down outside my bedroom window, and another that sleeps next to me!
Beliall Posted 7 June 2014 Posted 7 June 2014 . Took a couple of seconds for me to get that. I was like " why does he keep his bats outside?
FoxesAreBlue Posted 7 June 2014 Posted 7 June 2014 Cheers Para - it's fair to say that I shit me'sen at the time too.
bovril Posted 7 June 2014 Posted 7 June 2014 Yorkshire Tea is definitely the best. If I ever jump on a train to Sofia with the intention of breaking into your house, that would certainly placate me. Indeed. I've a dealer from Wakefield living in Plovdiv that gets kilos of the stuff shipped over. When I need a hit I go visit him for some good shit, we're talking street value of £5.99 at least.
Merging Cultures Posted 7 June 2014 Author Posted 7 June 2014 Indeed. I've a dealer from Wakefield living in Plovdiv that gets kilos of the stuff shipped over. When I need a hit I go visit him for some good shit, we're talking street value of £5.99 at least. The first place you'll raid when shtf. Forget the gun shops and supermarkets. Save the tea!!
bovril Posted 7 June 2014 Posted 7 June 2014 The first place you'll raid when shtf. Forget the gun shops and supermarkets. Save the tea!! Well you need something to bribe the border guards and armed militia.
Nick Posted 7 June 2014 Posted 7 June 2014 I've got Kitchandro on speed dial. +1 Could a photoshop wizard maybe 'Kitchandro' this:
Merging Cultures Posted 3 August 2016 Author Posted 3 August 2016 The wife just reminded me we are due elections on 11 August. It should be reasonably quiet, but it is time to get prepared.
Jattdogg Posted 3 August 2016 Posted 3 August 2016 15 minutes ago, Merging Cultures said: The wife just reminded me we are due elections on 11 August. It should be reasonably quiet, but it is time to get prepared. KY jelly is essential if your caught by a bunch of sex starved men.
Merging Cultures Posted 3 August 2016 Author Posted 3 August 2016 1 minute ago, Jattdogg said: KY jelly is essential if your caught by a bunch of sex starved men. sounds like you had a bad experience.
Jattdogg Posted 3 August 2016 Posted 3 August 2016 25 minutes ago, Merging Cultures said: sounds like you had a bad experience. Almost. Was caught by a sex starved womens footy team and things happened that i cannot speak of.
Guest seanfox778 Posted 3 August 2016 Posted 3 August 2016 I keep an all black outfit by the bed, if I hear an intruder I wear it, bump into the burgler on the stairs, claim 'dibs' on the house as I was first intruder on the scene and then we shake hands and he moves onto the next place.
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