New Girls Aloud songs

[Fez of Mahrez]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

with racist tendencies

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she thinks of Mark de Vries

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

she piles her make-up on,

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she thinks of Collins John

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

a whore in the bedroom,

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she thinks of Iain Hume

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

Newcastle's full of them,

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she's wishing it was Clem

[ronnup]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

with racist tendencies

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she thinks of Mark de Vries

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

she piles her make-up on,

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she thinks of Collins John

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

a whore in the bedroom,

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she thinks of Iain Hume

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

Newcastle's full of them,

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she's wishing it was Clem

And I thought I had too much time on my hands.

[OriginalRobboFOX]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

who likes to keep her socks on,

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she thinks of Gary Megson...

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

the rest of the girls get annoyed,

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she thinks of Ian Ormondroyd...

[James.]

That is quite something.

69 minutes into the game, all Foxestalk members should sing this song. Or at least one verse!

[dandannieldanok]

:laugh: It'll take a big effort to better those.

[Sods]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

with racist tendencies

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she thinks of Mark de Vries

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

she piles her make-up on,

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she thinks of Collins John

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

a whore in the bedroom,

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she thinks of Iain Hume

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

Newcastle's full of them,

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she's wishing it was Clem

Quality stuff

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

weve all had a go,

and when she's with joe mattock

she sucks hes fooking toessssssssss ohhhhhhhhhh

[Fez of Mahrez]

And I thought I had too much time on my hands.

I had two hours on a train to Sheffield to kill after the game so I was just texting Kokopops some Collins John songs.

i.e.

Collins is a Dutchman, he lives in a windmill

He plays unless he's injured, he's suspended or he's ill

[RowlattsFox]

I think the Collins John is the best.

Would be better if Cole was playing but we should sing these anyway.

[ronnup]

I had two hours on a train to Sheffield to kill after the game so I was just texting Kokopops some Collins John songs.

i.e.

Collins is a Dutchman, he lives in a windmill

He plays unless he's injured, he's suspended or he's ill

the hat's off my man. You should be given a mike and be the compere' at city games.

[Fez of Mahrez]

the hat's off my man. You should be given a mike and be the compere' at city games.

Collins is a Dutchman, he wears a pair of clogs

Martin Allen would have had him cleaning out the bogs

Collins is a Dutchman, he scored against the Tykes

the Dutch terrain is far more suitable for riding bikes

[ronnup]

Collins is a dutchman, he likes the daffodills,

and when he scores for city, my nutsack surely spills!

Sorry.

[ronnup]

Collins is a Dutchman, he scored against the Tykes

the Dutch terrain is far more suitable for riding bikes

Now that works on so many levels.

Infotainment!!!!

[dandannieldanok]

Collins is a dutchman, he likes the daffodills,

and when he scores for city, my nutsack surely spills!

:laugh:

Hilarious but

[Boycie]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

Newcastle's full of them,

and when she's shagging Ashley,

she's wishing it was Boycie

I wish, quality song though mate

[andyh1884]

Cheryl Cole's a dirtbag

She'll take it every way

And when she's shagging Ashley,

She thinks of Paddy K

[Sods]

Shes back in Liverpool

And everything seems the same

But she worked something out last night,

That changed her little human brain

Whos that with coleys missus

Celebrating the irony

That ashley always gone

And its may bury

Yes its may bury

Alan May bury

[Bellend Sebastian]

That's brilliant, Fez.

Particularly as no-one else has made up a proper song in the ten years that I've been an ST holder. No wonder no one sings anymore, we're all bored shitless of our 'repertoire'

[Fez of Mahrez]

That's brilliant, Fez.

Particularly as no-one else has made up a proper song in the ten years that I've been an ST holder. No wonder no one sings anymore, we're all bored shitless of our 'repertoire'

Thanks. Difficulty is there's no KKK any more so no-one actually gets these songs started. Doubt anything interesting will get going at Chelsea. Too many Fox Travellers in attendance. More likely to hear something good at Colchester next Saturday like the Gerken songs last year.

[Micky Ruddle]

Cheryl Cole...What A Slapper, What A Slapper

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeryl Cole...What A Slapper, What A Slapper

[Raj]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

She takes it up the @rse.

The goings on at Leicester

are turning into a farce

We cant get a manger to last more than 6 weeks

But good old Cherly tweedy

will **** until she bleeds!!!

SORRY!

[Sods]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

She takes it up the @rse.

The goings on at Leicester

are turning into a farce

We cant get a manger to last more than 6 weeks

But good old Cherly tweedy

will **** until she bleeds!!!

SORRY!

hahahaha quality raj

[ronnup]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper,

She takes it up the @rse.

The goings on at Leicester

are turning into a farce

We cant get a manger to last more than 6 weeks

But good old Cherly tweedy

will **** until she bleeds!!!

SORRY!

ooooooooooooooooooooo

[Sods]

She fooked him 5 tiiiiiimes

That boy wayne bridge

She fooked him 5 times

If he plays.

There doing it right nowwwwwwwww

With coley on the pitch

There shagging right now

[Nationwider]

Cheryl Cole's a slapper

Her taste in men is crap

Why settle for young Ashley

When you could have the Sapp?

[Alexikokopops]

Collins is a Dutchman, he likes to fill his boots,

With windmills, clogs and tulips, it reminds him of his roots...

Collins is a Dutchman, he listens to Pink Floyd,

He wishes he could head the ball like Ian Ormondroyd...

Collins is a Dutchman, he likes to grow tulips,

He'd look like a velociraptor if he dint have any lips...