Cruellist/ most unusual punishment received at school

[skinnydipper]

They featured this on Talksport the other night and it brought back a few memories. In fact my main memories were of mammaries

At my primary school we had a teacher ,probably in her late 50s . I'll refer to her as Ms A. Ms A was a spinster, Bunteresque in stature and her stand-out feature was an enormous chest of considerable firmness, each dome being most similar in size and texture to a medicine ball and probably requiring large amounts of reinforced steel to support it. Her mode of punishment for naughty boys was to take them by the hair and collide their heads with her boobs 3-4 times. For her sense of equilibrium it was best if she had 2 boys to punish at the same time. It was a most unpleasant experience, a little bit, I imagine, like running head first into a wall. Nowadays she would most likely be prosecuted but in the mid 70s she was revered by her peers.

Thankfully there was no lasting physical damage and by adolescence I had overcome my earlier aversion to the female breast.

[The People's Hero]

They featured this on Talksport the other night and it brought back a few memories. In fact my main memories were of mammaries

At my primary school we had a teacher ,probably in her late 50s . I'll refer to her as Ms A. Ms A was a spinster, Bunteresque in stature and her stand-out feature was an enormous chest of considerable firmness, each dome being most similar in size and texture to a medicine ball and probably requiring large amounts of reinforced steel to support it. Her mode of punishment for naughty boys was to take them by the hair and collide their heads with her boobs 3-4 times. For her sense of equilibrium it was best if she had 2 boys to punish at the same time. It was a most unpleasant experience, a little bit, I imagine, like running head first into a wall. Nowadays she would most likely be prosecuted but in the mid 70s she was revered by her peers.

Thankfully there was no lasting physical damage and by adolescence I had overcome my earlier aversion to the female breast.

I'm genuinely lost for words.

[Alexikokopops]

Wow. Just wow. This thread is already my favourite thread ever.

[skinnydipper]

I'm genuinely lost for words.

I'm honoured

[Zingari]

did she keep her clothes on ?

if not it would have been like being head butted by the Mitchell bothers

[Unabomber]

Well there isn't much point of me sharing my worst punishment now, it doesn't come close.

[Brainy]

They featured this on Talksport the other night and it brought back a few memories. In fact my main memories were of mammaries

At my primary school we had a teacher ,probably in her late 50s . I'll refer to her as Ms A. Ms A was a spinster, Bunteresque in stature and her stand-out feature was an enormous chest of considerable firmness, each dome being most similar in size and texture to a medicine ball and probably requiring large amounts of reinforced steel to support it. Her mode of punishment for naughty boys was to take them by the hair and collide their heads with her boobs 3-4 times. For her sense of equilibrium it was best if she had 2 boys to punish at the same time. It was a most unpleasant experience, a little bit, I imagine, like running head first into a wall. Nowadays she would most likely be prosecuted but in the mid 70s she was revered by her peers.

Thankfully there was no lasting physical damage and by adolescence I had overcome my earlier aversion to the female breast.

Had to laugh at the guy who said his teacher punished him by forcing him to take off his shoes and kick the wall as hard as possible :laugh:

[skinnydipper]

Wow. Just wow. This thread is already my favourite thread ever.

Shit . I thought others would similarly share their earlier abusive experiences in a spirit of togetherness.

Now I'm worried that I'll be the only one to expose myself, metaphorically of course

[Wycombe Fox]

Surely there's nothing more that can be said in this thread.

[skinnydipper]

did she keep her clothes on ?

if not it would have been like being head butted by the Mitchell bothers

Yep . Clothes on including the reinforced steel over shoulder boulder holders

FFS , if she' d done it topless I think the headmistress might have had a quiet word in her ear

[skinnydipper]

Well there isn't much point of me sharing my worst punishment now, it doesn't come close.

Surely there's nothing more that can be said in this thread.

Come on you cnuts , share, SHARE

Had to laugh at the guy who said his teacher punished him by forcing him to take off his shoes and kick the wall as hard as possible :laugh:

I imagine his feet felt like my head

[purpleronnie]

I was in trouble quite a bit at school, but it never interfered with my studies, I just had a rebellious streak, as I'm sure most do, but I was never afraid of acting on it.

Not sure if anyone went to the ivanhoe school but there was a grafic design teacher who sent me out of class and I had to stand with my nose touching one of the metal support beams for the whole lesson.

I remember also standing in front of my entire class and giving a speech on how I let everyone down, I cant remember what I did.

Another time when I went down town with a couple of mates when we werent allowed off school grounds we were made to stand outside the staff room for a week at break time which was just horrible as I played footy every break, and it was so boring just standing there in silence (we werent aloowed to speak to each other).

I also got one of those chalk erasers thrown at me, it missed (not sure he missed on purpose) guess you cant do stuff like that these days.

[Alexikokopops]

Not sure if anyone went to the ivanhoe school but there was a grafic design teacher who sent me out of class and I had to stand with my nose touching one of the metal support beams for the whole lesson.

When I was a prefect we used to make kids do this at lunch with their noses against the wall. We made them put their tie there so if it fell we could tell they weren't doing it properly.

[Zingari]

They featured this on Talksport the other night and it brought back a few memories. In fact my main memories were of mammaries

At my primary school we had a teacher ,probably in her late 50s . I'll refer to her as Ms A. Ms A was a spinster, Bunteresque in stature and her stand-out feature was an enormous chest of considerable firmness, each dome being most similar in size and texture to a medicine ball and probably requiring large amounts of reinforced steel to support it. Her mode of punishment for naughty boys was to take them by the hair and collide their heads with her boobs 3-4 times. For her sense of equilibrium it was best if she had 2 boys to punish at the same time. It was a most unpleasant experience, a little bit, I imagine, like running head first into a wall. Nowadays she would most likely be prosecuted but in the mid 70s she was revered by her peers.

Thankfully there was no lasting physical damage and by adolescence I had overcome my earlier aversion to the female breast.

did your ears start to ring afterwards ?

it's probably given you mild tittinitus

[Monk]

In my first year of secondary school the Geography teacher sent one of the class down to the design lab to fetch a large G clamp, when he returned he screwed it around his head.

Also our woodwork teacher used to jab us in the ribs or smack our hands with his metal ruler when we were playing up.

Back in the day, you couldn't get away with that today. In fact, now I think of it, he shouldn't have got away with it in 1994...

[Wycombe Fox]

I think skinnydipper's confusing school with a night out with Max Mosley (allegedly)

[skinnydipper]

did your ears start to ring afterwards ?

it's probably given you mild tittinitus

And with those consequences I should have kept my parents abreast of the situation

Got to go now so I'll tell you all about the unusual punishment of Mr L the games teacher another time

[Thracian]

Caning was a fairly commonplace punishment in my young days but one chemistry master had a particularly nasty way hitting you on the head with his knuckle but the worst was being whacked hard across the outstretched fingers with the side of a ruler.

[Corky]

Caning was a fairly commonplace punishment in my young days but one chemistry master had a particularly nasty way hitting you on the head with his knuckle but the worst was being whacked hard across the outstretched fingers with the side of a ruler.

Did you punch him back Thrac? Good and proper?

[Munzie]

My biology teacher always smelt like a dissected frog. She also had an unnatural addiction to coffee.

Her punishment was to keep you behind and help her tidy up the stock cupboard. In such a small room, that was always roasting hot, the combination of smells oozing from her body and breath was enough to leave permanent lung damage, not to mention sinus problems.

[Thracian]

Did you punch him back Thrac? Good and proper?

No. The punishments I mentioned were always justified and I simply accepted the consequences.

My problems arose when a punishment or accusation wasn't justified.

[Daggers]

Caning was a fairly commonplace punishment in my young days but one chemistry master had a particularly nasty way hitting you on the head with his knuckle but the worst was being whacked hard across the outstretched fingers with the side of a ruler.

I had the flat and the side of the ruler many times, the slipper a few times and the cane once.

The Reverend Brian was a class act in religion; for talking or not paying attention you'd have a wooden board rubber flung at your head, doing it near him would result in a swift belt across the head with his hand and royally pissing him off would produce an amazing display of violence. A right pain in the arse kid called Abrahams had the shit kicked out of him during one lesson, he hid under a desk after repeated head bashings so Brian simply started pounding away with kicks. Brilliant. :thumbsup:

There's been kids I'd have loved to have been able to kick the shit out of - especially Matthew fooking Clancy when he trashed my bastard motorbike. willy puller.

[Corky]

I had the flat and the side of the ruler many times, the slipper a few times and the cane once.

The Reverend Brian was a class act in religion; for talking or not paying attention you'd have a wooden board rubber flung at your head, doing it near him would result in a swift belt across the head with his hand and royally pissing him off would produce an amazing display of violence. A right pain in the arse kid called Abrahams had the shit kicked out of him during one lesson, he hid under a desk after repeated head bashings so Brian simply started pounding away with kicks. Brilliant. :thumbsup:

There's been kids I'd have loved to have been able to kick the shit out of - especially Matthew fooking Clancy when he trashed my bastard motorbike. willy puller.

I wish I'd been in Daggers' class at school

[skinnydipper]

I had the flat and the side of the ruler many times, the slipper a few times and the cane once.

The Reverend Brian was a class act in religion; for talking or not paying attention you'd have a wooden board rubber flung at your head, doing it near him would result in a swift belt across the head with his hand and royally pissing him off would produce an amazing display of violence. A right pain in the arse kid called Abrahams had the shit kicked out of him during one lesson, he hid under a desk after repeated head bashings so Brian simply started pounding away with kicks. Brilliant. :thumbsup:

There's been kids I'd have loved to have been able to kick the shit out of - especially Matthew fooking Clancy when he trashed my bastard motorbike. willy puller.

I wonder if he also taught Richard Dawkins

[Scow]

I've had a lucky escape, but my brother was locked in a cupboard once for an hour.