Danizen

Coming to a 'Top Ten Worst Barcelona Signings of All Time' listicle near you.

Or it could be the catalyst to foster some team spirit in rhe face of adversity similar to the effect Deeney Day had, fingers crossed.

Imagine having to explain why you signed off a deal to pay this bum £80000/week for two years.

Especially as the 'S' in PSR stands for 'sustainability'. Surely there's nothing more sustainable than bringing through academy players to play in the first team.

This would make sense. Especially as the PSR deadline is the 30th June. Signing him before that (on paper) would be just shooting ourselves in the foot.

I thought he was retiring but here he is rocking up at Fenerbahce

I like Maresca but I won't miss him. Especially if we get a more pragmatic manager in. Pochettino to Enzo is a massive downgrade though.

All that and you haven't even got to their racist, elitist fans

Wouldn't want a permanent change but a retro-style away with the 1983-1992 badge would be a nice change.

Sorry to be a bit rude but you might be a bit Denise.

"This is me clapping along and pretending to enjoy this peasant past time. Aren't I relatable?"

Aston Villa are over the line. Wish we did the same in 2020 and 2021.

I thought he was a Spurs fan because he was being punished for something terrible he did in a past life.

The [self-appointed] biggest club with the [self-appointed] best fans strikes again.

Rock, paper, scissors...

Can't think of many more important goals in the history of our club than his last minute winner against West Ham that was the start of the great escape. We desperately needed the win and it seemed like he got the ball through the smallest of gaps and over the line by sheer force of will. Without it, there's no great escape, no Premier League title, no European campaigns or FA Cup. Fully deserves his legendary status.

Even after the game. Walking past the away end with the Sevilla fans absolutely rattled

I'm still annoyed about that. The only time I've ever wanted us to throw a game to save Doncaster and Dickov.

"A round neck would have a classic look but a sensible collar would look smart. How about a v-neck with a 4 inch collar? I know. Genius. £70?"

Great statement. Pointing out the hypocrisies and offering solutions and encouraging the fans to oppose this ridiculous change. Well done, UFS

I've played 3, NV and 4. It just seems weirdly casual and out of place.

Some of the dialogue in Fallout is shocking. 'Okie dokie' just before a sex scene is beyond cheesy.

Get him off. He can't even do the basics

Two words Semi. Finals.

It's like someone distilled David Luiz but ditched all the good stuff.