Danizen

Still annoyed that we were just 14 points away from relegating Spurs.

That's next week's episode.

Some brexiters are so stubborn that they blame pro-EU politicians for deliberately sabotaging Brexit rather than thinking that when those same politicians were screaming, 'this is a bad idea', they might have been on to something.

NEÍN! (nil)

If him or Martin are in charge on day one next season, it shows that thr club has absolutely no standards. If they don't give a shit, they can't expect the fans to.

Hang it in The Louvre. Or the New Walk museum. Whichever has space.

Have you not seen his record with Southampton?

I knew I recognised him. It's the guy who hosted Fat Families. This pr*ck will do anything to be admired by 80 year-olds.

More importantly, it takes about £3m off the wage bill and gets shot of a player who's biggest concern when we concede is, 'who else is to blame?'. Good riddance.

Am I imagining things or did that money used to be distributed among the EFL clubs (as it should be)?

Petty from them. No doubt it's come from that fat mess of an owner. Absolute man child.

"I’m enjoying a break, it’s been a lot for 20 years. It’s my first break from football in 20 years." Don't rush back, mate. See the world.

Out of respect for Van Nistelrooy? What absolute bollocks. Wasn't it Ruud, himself asking for clarification one way or another, a few weeks ago? Surely the respectful thing to do is let everyone know where they stand.

Obviously I'm worried because of how shit he was with Southampton but I mostly don't want him because of his stupid fvcking hair and his stupid fvcking face.

We probably deserve it but, legally, it's not the done thing. I think our lawyers will find it pretty easy to defend that particular charge.

He would have been a decent appointment but he's not really worth getting annoyed about.

To add to that, they literally can't resist the opportunity to attack their enemies. Especially the Biden family. It's a compulsion.

One of his interns must have wrote his message to Joe Biden. It's actually coherent. The nastiness is still to come.

To be fair, it's pretty muggy that Palace didn't concede 90% possession and have their tummy's tickled for a 5-0 loss. Who do they think they are?

At least tag some cash-rich Saudi clubs next to the 'Shop Now' button, if you're going to subject us to this.

He's better than the Championship. Someone will pick up a bargain.

I was happy for West Ham when they won it a few years ago (especially that little lad who kept getting interviewed) but it was forgotten pretty much the next week. Nothing will ever come close to our League win.

Is there anything more tragic than AI generated 'banter'?

I think we're way past allegedly obese