Scanchez

I know who we're getting but I can't say as I don't really know.

I'd get Cooper back. See what he's got to offer.

Faes and Wilf were absolute dog jizz.

Funny how the majority of us seem to think we'll stay up but also the majority of us want Copper sacked. Especially when the majority of us would have taken a 17th place finish at the start of the season. Football, eh? WOT DAT ABOWT?

I'd take 0, to be honest.

I cheeky 3-1 loss, me thinks.

You can't put De Cordova-Reid and Ayew in the same bracket. At least Ayew is good at what he does, albeit not in a very exciting way. Whereas De Cordova-Reid doesn't appear to be a professional football player.

Would rather we just had an empty space in the squad

Proper shit

De Cordova Reed. Wowzas.

I don't even know who Nottingham Forest are. Are they any good?

Lose to Forest - sack him. Beat Forest - extend his contract. It's that simple.

Say what you like about Potter, he KNOWS how to win matches.

Need to get a winner. Then, and only then, will paint my willy blue.

Agreed. He's not going anywhere for a while.

Really liking Glass Beam's EP 'Mahal'

Tattoos, massive headphones, sliding on your knees when you score, 'we go again' tweets.. Load of bollocks.

Proper minging, this.

SLEEPY JOE! CROOKED HILLARY! COWARD COOPER!

'One Week' by the Barenaked Ladies makes me want remove my own ears and then set fire to them.

Jamie Vardy. OH WAIT. NO, HE'S WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE, FA CUP , THE CHAMPIONSHIP (TWICE) AND COMMUNITY SHIELD WITH US, HASN'T HE? My mistake.

pregnant - up the duff tired - knackered hot - boilin' cold - nippeh ill - got the lurgeh dirty - muckeh pleased/proud - chuffed financially cheated - dun ova drunk - willy pullered mad - mardeh Broke (money) - skint sleep - kip throw away - chuck play - muckin abaht hit - lamp eat quickly - scoff fight - scrap work hard - graft Steal - nick run away - leggit chat a lot - gobbeh tell to be quiet - shuddup inform on someone - snitch / grass ask to wait - hold your horses thank - ta me duck

I love The Smiths, and for that reason I would hate there to be a reunion.