sphericalfox

I can't believe we've not got better...

it's very possible one or two signings will be last minute as we push selling clubs to the line under pressure. Same will go for some of our outgoings. Think transfer deadline day is going to be a busy one this year.

Chill everyone, we're just waiting for the copyright clearance for his video.

El Khannouss Khannouss, El Khannouss is on fire, we don't need no water let the motherflipper burn, burn motherflipper, burn!

Norwegian wood.

If we sign him, I'm calling him 'half-mast'

He was shite on a FM24. Never wanted him anyways!

Loves a cowpie.

Another damp squid?

So we need a CB with impeccable defensive qualities and speed who rarely makes a mistake in a season that we'll be under pressure nearly every game? Maguire is the answer?

COOPER FOR ENGLAND!

FatawuNews

duh duh duh duh doo...I'm not lovin it...

Good run out for the lads despite the result. Glad it was our first friendly and not our penultimate one. <insert anakin/padme meme>

For me, if Cooper is having a say, he'll be very risk averse. He got burned at Forest and it was a miracle he managed to get a song out that massively inflated squad. It needs hugely stripping back. Naturally he's under pressure, and if he's making requests, it's likely he wants steady eddys with experience with the sole goal of retaining our Prem status, and literally nothing more at this stage.

I'm a man of efficient means.

Souléss

Danny Ward will be hoofin balls to Weggie and we'll all be cheering

Playing for free kicks and corners all season eh, exciting?