sphericalfox

amateur numbers

Someone needs to tell him it’s Morrisons he needs to be at, not Asda

Let’s make him our Soule!

Shit crypto company with shit logo. Great.

you could wipe your arse with a carrot

Quite the achievement @Mark. Here's to another 20 years!

this would be a waste of allocated wages imo. surely we can find someone more mobile and less long in the toof?

I hope we get a percentage of his Netflix deal

If people are underwhelmed by this signing, then you have another 2-3 years of disappointment ahead. We are going to be going into the business of buying prospects and rough diamonds and hoping that we can (if needed) sell one or two to plug our financials. This is the way forward.

we can't afford this lad, transfer or wages

great now we're dickin it out with Forrest for scraps from the transfer table...

Alves has better feet

there's no limits!

Progress takes many forms.

Aren't Bologna after Gosens? Is it a ploy to get us to sell cheap or they're no longer interested? I say keep him. I don't think he's having an awful tournament, and if we don't have plans for him that we'll be able to get a reasonable price for him. Otherwise keep him, we're hardly going to get better within the market and our budget probably focussed elsewhere

What the **** am I gonna do with my ‘uncircumcised eyelids’ joke now!? Ffs! Cancelled.

Steve Blooper*

And we were all laughing at Forest for building their stadium extension out of recycled shipping containers. We'll be building ours out of milk bottles full of our own collective tears next year.

Meltiest meltdown I’ve seen on FT for some time

I’m not sure I want Forrest’s droopy seconds

There is no Dana, only Soule!

An FT eternity

Anybody got his penalty stats? A Carmo gantt if you will…

Carmo Chameleon chant on hold…