Parafox

People all over the developed world want to live life free of illness with plenty of everything they need without understanding the roadmap to such an ideal

Neat response

I don't like Kelvin

I have not seen any mention of this in the news; however, could it not simply be an accident rather than a copycat crime?

What do you call a canine magician? A Labracadabrador.

This. Bang on.

Sad that Corah's and Richard Roberts went bust.

Not to mention the repeat fees for the endless re-runs on ITV.

My mind was occupied by my wife's concerns about her brother's recovery from brain surgery in the Royal Hallamshire where we had been to visit. It's never going to be an acceptable defence, unfortunately.

With your own, or hers?

Magnificent machines.

Too much buttock for my taste

I had hoped that the rapid disclosure from the police about the ethnicity age and sex of the driver would prevent scenes that followed the attack on the dance class. It seems it has,. But still, thick people with little intellect or intelligence or any nod towards the facts, swarm through social media like a plague of bloodsucking cockroaches.

Where they will be subjected to the above.

Got a notice of intended prosecution for exceeding the speed limit on the M1 J26-J25 where there was a temporary variable speed limit in place at the time. 57mph in a 50. I'm annoyed with myself more than anything for not getting my speed down quickly enough.

People simply don't put stuff they're stealing in the bagging area. They either hide it on their person or just walk straight out as @Durnerz has said. Physical security manning on the door is pretty useless too. Our local Morrison's has put barriers at the exit from the self checkouts that only open "once payment has been made". How does it know?

If Norris drove a forklift truck instead a F1 car:

He's being pedantic

Unless they keep Postecoglou.

Probably so, now they've got CL next season. He's going to be well out of his depth and the possibility of a humbling in the early matches are quite real.

Rudkin fingerbanging Whelan

"We're Shit Aaaahhh" has lost it's jockey and been pulled up

I'm looking forward to going to see The Illegal Eagles next Saturday at the DeMont. I never got to see the original band and apparently these are very good with musicians from The Blow Monkeys and Dr Hook. £40 a ticket for 3 hours of my favourite style of music.