Parafox

Air fryers have come on quite a lot since the overpriced and generally useless first gen Ninja. I agree with the rest, especially the bread maker, the most unused and pointless kitchen gadget that suckers bought thinking they could make super-duper bread at home when what you actually got was a "loaf" the size of a house brick and just as hard and dry. Yes, we had one.

Unlike this nasty b**tch

Absolutely. If you were lucky you'd find a piece of dried chewing gum inside the lid.

I'm at an age when I now get the frustration of modern technology. I remember getting annoyed when my parents couldn't grasp the concept of TV remotes or the early video recorders and I'd have to make trips over to set up recordings. Now I don't get AI. Even the air fryer seems a bit complex to set up for different things to finish cooking at the same time.

I have a fountain pen that I "inherited" and I do use it from time to time but I rarely write actual letters. I do use it for birthday cards etc. We had to use pen and ink at school. A little container for the ink was built into the desk and the pen was a "dip and write" at first. Then we got refillable pens. I do like the look of carefully written words using a fountain pen. I'm considering Calligraphy as a hobby as I have quite nice handwriting anyway.

I think recent history tells us that very few "ceasefires" are anything other than fragile.

This man is more seriously weird than Michael Jackson was.

Why was I the only naked person at last weeks gender reveal party?

I was a scout and I hated bob-a-job week. It was almost exclusively on hands and knees weeding gardens and paths.

For those that are under a certain age: If you were given the job of cutting up paper for the rest of the class, you always did it with an air of superiority

You've got tits????

I guess we don't have a pool and a bar to get an ice cold insipid "beer" from in this country. A Weatherspoon's with a pool... now there's an idea...

If you've never had American Grits, you've never eaten grit. However:

Written by AI?

The difficult word here is "celebrating". This suggests the popping of corks and a barbie. I think it's more "feeling relief".

I find it odd that people travel abroad to "get some sun", yet when we get it here people can't stand it. I understand the point that high temperatures in the UK are becoming more frequent due to the reasons you have (rightly) proffered many times.

I think FT members should post what they think the dream was about based on this photo.

I looked for an option to turn this "feature" off, but there doesn't appear to be one.

I repeated this to Mrs Para and she called me a twat.

What's it like noise-wise? I'm a light sleeper and still have to use earplugs even though I don't work shifts any more. Even the noise of a standard fan can keep me awake/wake me up.

What if the other kids have made the wooden handle but haven't got the rubber bands yet? Would the big bully let them keep the handles?

I don't really understand AI.

Where do catapults fit in with this scenario?

As extra insurance, get a season ticket.

Odd coincidence, Mrs Para said similar about having Trump's face on it