21st Century Fox

Next season’s shirt had better be horrendous. It had better look like all the god awful shirts adidas have given us thus far ****ed each other at a sweaty orgy and the heinous love child is our League One shirt. Camo texture. Harry Hill collar, plastered in gold. I don’t want an ounce of doubt that I won’t be buying it and I don’t want a decent shirt to be the memory of League One.

I hope we can buy back the King Power Challenge Cup from Real to use against Preston oh whichever glamour friendly we’re tirelessly putting together this year.

Boro (or anyone) v Saints next season

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/may/22/bayer-uerdingen-miracle-berlin-bayern-munich-dfb-pokal We get a mention in this article about Bayer Uerdingen. Spooky coincidence about the twin cities.

The Rock has not been looking well lately.

I don’t think it’s faux. They genuinely seem to believe they’ve been stitched up by Steve Gibson and a former analyst.

****ing hell, clutching at bind weed!

How much of a heavy fine is enough of a deterrent to potentially gaining £200m?

The fact that even Lee Johnson seems like a catch right now is a stark ****ing reminder of how far we’ve fallen.

How can you be sure he's a decent manager and hasn't just been playing with an advantage the whole time.

F**k, f**k, f**k... how do I prove my loyalty to the club... Phew!

The victim mentality over on SaintsWeb is glorious. Apparently it was the Mainstream Media and Steve Gibson that has caused all this! Hull have to win this now because Boro v Saints next season is going to be hilarious. The stick they're going to get from opposition supporters is going to be absolute box office, I hope this never fades and they get it relentlessly all season.

They’ll sack Eckert and still appoint someone quicker than we will.

We cheated and were expecting a smaller fine but still have our £200m please.

One of the All-stars has been announced:

Jan Kerfuffle (1949–2026) It is with measured solemnity and several strongly worded internal memos that Leicester City F.C. announces the passing of Jan Kerfuffle, the club’s longest-serving Deputy Associate Liaison Officer for Peripheral Matchday Ambience. Jan devoted an extraordinary 41 years to the club, beginning in 1985 after accidentally wandering into Filbert Street looking for a jumble sale and somehow being handed a staff lanyard. From that moment on, she became an immovable part of the Leicester City furniture — though, due to several regrettable upholstery incidents in the late 1990s, technically no longer allowed near the actual furniture. Throughout her distinguished career, Jan held a variety of deeply unnecessary but passionately defended roles. These included: • Senior Coordinator of Executive Thermos Placement • Interim Assistant Vice Chair of Decorative Scarf Alignment • Head of Ambient Corridor Morale • Matchday Biscuit Integrity Supervisor (North Stand) • Lead Consultant for “General Fuss & Tidying” Her achievements were many, though often difficult to quantify. In 2007, Jan successfully reduced unexplained whistling in the staff car park by an estimated 14%. During the 2015–16 title-winning season, she was widely credited (by herself) with introducing “lucky mauve Wednesdays,” a tradition that coincided with three consecutive home victories and one unusually successful raffle. Colleagues remember Jan as a woman of enormous presence, unconventional professionalism, and lipstick application techniques that refused to be constrained by geometry. Her office, located somewhere behind a vending machine for nearly two decades, was described by coworkers as “an ecosystem” and “surprisingly warm.” She remained fiercely dedicated to Leicester City until her retirement in 2023, when she was presented with a commemorative crystal fox and a framed certificate thanking her for “services broadly rendered.” Jan is survived by: 14 unopened tins of travel sweets, a handbag weighing approximately 11 kilograms, and an active grievance against Facilities Management dating back to 2004. A minute’s confusion will be observed in her honour before the 5000/1 fixture. Donations may be made to the Society for the Preservation of Canteen Condiments, a cause Jan held dear after “The Sachet Incident” of 1998. She will be deeply missed, occasionally understood, and almost certainly still somehow on payroll.

A cynic might say they also admitted to doing it before a loss and a draw to prove they gained no material benefit and lessen the punishment. Bollocks did they suddenly stop between December and April.

Whichever Sumerian prankster god that has been following us around for the last few years has finally got distracted and found a new victim.

I grew up on the south coast, everyone at school supported Saints, half my family support them, this is my Christmas.