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It’s funny all this reminds me of that time I saw that guy I’d seen before at the market and he saw me and he kinda did the same face that I could tell that I was pulling but in reverse somehow. And obviously all that on top of the stuff about the other thing with the two people who used to smoke but gave up was just a bit much to take, especially at a time when it was one of those months where nothing quite seemed like it used to and you kind of longed for it but also when you think about it too hard you shrivel up and die. And then obviously it goes without saying all that coupled with the other thing and then the weather and wotnot and the stuff with your mum resurfacing and the noises from next doors kids just makes you think doesn’t it? It’s a thinking time. And obviously I think most people have been thinking what I’ve just said and I know it’s all obvious but sometimes the obvious needs saying and with everything being what it is just now we probably just need to remember that when you think about it and you remember what you forgot it doesn’t really matter anyway.

So sh1t then?

Is he good or sh1t or decent or w@nk or what?

I believe it was a joke comment that suggested the only thing left to do is laugh at the sheer awfulness of the situation. It seems quite obvious that’s what it was?

I’m basically just laughing now.

I know I know I know I know. Yes. I know we’ve been here before. But is there any chance Daka is actually decent? Would be the redemption story of the century.

For some unknown reason I think we’ll win tonight.

I’m glad someone finally noticed.

This is what I’d go for. Though I doubt we’ll see it.

Huth. He honestly was the catalyst for EVERYTHING that happened after that. You could genuinely argue that loan signing was the most important thing the club ever did.

Of course yes. Will he come? No.

He’s 100% the sensible choice but no doubt we aren’t even considering him. I’d love it of we tooK a punt on him.

He’d up the average dong length measurement of the staff by a good few percentiles.

This is probably the correct answer. Would absolutely LOVE him back but it’s not sensible for us or him given his health issues. His health has to come first.

Any of those and I go on a killing spree.

That’s one hell of a straw man.

Cheese is awesome. Mongers on the other hand? God damn.

I can’t give you any names because I’m a loser with a normal job but surely there’s some managers doing well at League One Two level? Surely someone at our club whose job it is to know these these could pull a few names out of the bag. I’d MUCH rather someone up and coming from the lower leagues than fvcking Steven fvcking Gerrard. Yes he has a fantastic hairline but other than than fvck me. He’s also just an unlikeable cheesemonger.

C’mon Kingy. Twat ‘em.

I think he won one GW right? Not the whole thing?

I got top 5k in 2021. Move aside amateur.

Proper shit ain’t we.

Watched Weapons the other night. One of the best horrors I’ve seen in years.

I love them both and can’t really decide so I’ve had to go purely on penis size. Welcome back Nige.