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Please please, please beat these ***** next week.

Red as well? He's about to put that in the net!

**** me this club does my nut in.

I think it's easier to get blood out of a stone than it is to get good performances out of this squad of half wits. That said, Ruud definitely doesn't have the personality or man management skills needed to be the one to front the rebuild. He needs to go.

There's no credible evidence that says 5G is bad for human health.

Liverpool fans completely embarrassing themselves on social media.

Surely they wouldn't pay that much?

No, he's not registered.

If Rudkin gets £17m for him then it's almost all forgiven. We should be paying clubs £17m to take him.

Not sure what you were watching. The lad is awful. Being better than Soumare is hardly praise.

I don't want Skipp anywhere near the team.

4 months and 26 days since we last scored at home.

Delighted to be getting away from VAR in the Championship. Spent 10 minutes trying to disallow that goal.

Yep. Title winner, UCL winner, UEL winner, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th should be the priority order. Capped at 5.

"Blue and White Pure Delight", "Let Slip the Dogs of War" and "The World Famous City" are the top 3 IMO.

Also worth pointing out that our valuable 21-24 year olds (Chilwell, Tielemans, Maddison, Ndidi, Soyuncu, Fofana etc) were built around a team that had the likes of Vardy, Schmeichel, Evans, Albrighton, Morgan and Fuchs. All of whom have won the Premier League. ' I think Wood is the only player they have that has played over 102/130 times in the Premier League.

Squad announced for the Zimbabwe test. Ben Stokes (Durham) - captain, Gus Atkinson (Surrey), Shoaib Bashir (Somerset), Harry Brook (Yorkshire), Sam Cook (Essex), Jordan Cox (Essex), Zak Crawley (Kent), Ben Duckett (Nottinghamshire), Ollie Pope (Surrey), Matthew Potts (Durham), Joe Root (Yorkshire), Jamie Smith (Surrey), Josh Tongue (Nottinghamshire).

Worth noting that other than probably Murillo (who is a genuine Man City/Liverpool/Chelsea/Arsenal level defender), I really don't know who they've got that the elite would dump 70-80m+ on. Look through their starting 11 from last night for instance. Other than Murillo. Sels - 33 years old. Not worth anything. Aina - Out of contract in a couple of months. Not worth anything. Milenkovic - I could see a side like Villa or Newcastle wanting him for £30-40m but Forest will dig their heels in for more and he'll just stay. Ala Ndidi, Tielemans, Maddison etc. Williams - He's shite and has 1 year remaining. Worth nowt. Yates - He's crap. Only good for wrapping 6 studs on his opponent's knee. Worth nowt. Anderson - I do think he will be the one they might sell for decent dough in a couple of years time but he's cost them £40m so he's not really turning them much of a profit. Elanga - Having a good season but I think everyone (probably rightly) thinks it's a bit of a purple patch. Even in this great season he's having he's still only scored 6 goals. Nobody is paying silly money for him. Gibbs-White - I could see someone going daft for him but who is it going to be? Chelsea have Palmer, United have Fernandes, Man City have Foden, Arsenal have Odegaard etc. There's no demand for a number 10 that will cost £50m plus and that's not even mentioning they spent £40m on him as well. Hudson-Odoi - I like him but he's not Champions League material. Nobody is paying daft money for him. Wood - He's 33. I could see someone like Chelsea or Man United seeing him as a 4th striker option for £10m but that's stretching it IMO. I can just see themselves trying to line up future sales like we did to keep everything afloat and then one summer nobody will come for their players and shit will hit the fan.

I think that £250m includes things like bonuses but yeah. Mad innit?

Europa Conference to Champions League is pennies to the pound. Their 23/24 wage bill was £250.2m which is absurd and completely unsustainable.

How are other clubs supposed to compete when we're handing out 80k a week contracts for fun?

Bet they're daft enough to have put in massive European qualification clauses into contracts too. Ryan Yates 90k per week. We will be there.

Shamrock Rovers who waits for me

hahahaha boos at the full time whistle. Some serious head losses going in in the stands there. hahahah been going on all year about being the new Leicester and it turns out they are hahah bottling *****

who is this knock off Sammy Ameobi that Brentford have subbed on.