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There is a massive scarcity of proflific strikers. If there was a cheap, ready made option available, they would have already gone to any one of about 10 PL clubs.

Haha, I thought he was about 20!

Do you live in a caravan?

It was easier done against Championship levels defenders.

Foxestalk is hilarious. So apparently we’re the worst run club in the world and Bilal is the new Maradona! I do like him though, and I’m pleased he’s ingratiated himself with the fans. What’s most pleasing is how he’s looked slightly better each week, like he’s continually adapting and learning.

Bet they sack big Ange this evening or tomorrow. Bloody shame.

FREE PALESTINE!

Come on lads, give us a hint, where are you watching this?

The Leicester boo boys will be gutted.

Come on, let’s smash these absolute cûnts.

Kids hanging around on the street.

I reckon he’d absolutely smash it in the MLS to be fair.

I’ve moved around a shedload. Bounced around between Loughborough / Shepshed and Melton. Plus a spell in Essex and a spell up north for University.

Jim ‘The Rat’ Ratcliffe for you. Allows £90m to spent on comedy non-league winger Antony but wants to make £20k of it back by sacking the tea lady. The man’s a cûnt.

There are literally dozens of examples of him having stolen lyrics from myriad sources. Poets, other songwriters, plays. Even his Nobel Prize speech (don’t get me started on that joke) was ripped off a website that students use to cheat on essays. There’s no questioning the eclecticness of his plagiarism, that’s for sure.

I’m not finished with this cretin. Here is my Zimmerman Cult Cliche Dictionary: Enigmatic = A rude, nasty cùnt to anybody who tries to interview him. Raw = Lazy and arrogant. Puts out complete dross because he can’t be arsed to do any better. Pioneering = Heavily promoted by his record labels. ’In the folk tradition’ = A serial plagiarist. Mystique = A directionless shapeshifter with no convictions. Idiosyncratic = Utterly dreadful.

Bob Dylan is a shitcunt. He’s a complete and utter fraud. He’s a copycat. He’s a sell out. He’s just a greedy, cynical old git. And please explain how it’s physically possible to have been a touring musician for 80 years or whatever and yet somehow fail to learn to play his instruments competently. Thats not to mention how his singing voice can only reasonably be described as unpleasant. Total egomaniac and complete con artist. He only gets away with it because people within music critic circles are too scared to criticise him because they’ll be castigated by their peers. It’s music nerd lore that you have to consider him some sort of demigod. He’s not a demigod, he’s a silly old twat. If he turned up in a pub anonymously, wailing like he does and mangling his guitar, he’d get told to shut the **** up - and rightly so.

I’m going to sit in a quiet corner and do some breathing exercises for a bit.

Yeah, just change the manager every few weeks, why not?

This is reactionary bullshit. We’re actually in about the position we expected to be at the beginning of the season! The Leicester fans have become entitled babies. It’s embarrassing.

Incidentally, how bad and for how long to any of the “big six” need to be to no longer be considered part of this club that the media made up several years ago?

Really torn, because I love an underdog but I HATE the Forest. Don’t want them winning it I don’t think, but I’m happy for them to nick a CL spot just to piss off your Tottenhams of this world.

But then you take a step back and remember he’s an actual child, and you can’t morally place restrictions on what a child does. If he wants to go and do something else, you can’t really say “no, we own you!”. It’s not like an adult who can sign contracts that result in obligations. It’s therefore contingent on clubs to do what they can to encourage promising youngsters to stay with the club by offering the best environment and opportunities. Monga, for instance, is having a decent private education paid for by the club. (Incidentally he won’t be going anywhere at this moment in time because he’s doing his GCSEs.) Also, remember that the majority of academy kids get binned off ruthlessly, so you can’t really blame kids for jumping ship too.

feel like pure shit just want Marc Albrighton back x

One shithouse striker.