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The part of the ground where I sit is full of whinging old fogies tbh. They’re reluctant to clap even if we score a goal. It’s actually pretty depressing.

He didn’t have a bench that cost about £5bn

I’m genuinely a bit disappointed Ten Hag has gone because it was such an amusing clown show. It’s comical how bad he’s made them. Genuinely incredible how he managed to get them to cough up such an eye-watering amount of money on a squad that is so unbelievably poor. There’s no sugar coating it: that squad is utter crap.

This is a big one. I’m watching from Fethiye in Turkey!

Every other big-haired centre back has had one of these threads when they hit the ground running, so it’s only fair we treat Caleb the same way. Plus, an excellent show of PASHUN to the kop at full time yesterday. That’s how you endear yourself to the crowd.

Faes and Buonanotte the two best players yesterday.

You’re never gonna get a penalty when most of the crowd and most of the players don’t even shout for it.

Reminds me massively of Andy King.

We’re currently doing better than five other teams, and almost as well as Man Utd. It’s not all doom and gloom.

The game is a victim of its own success, essentially. Weirdly, I think the game could be helped by taking some of the money out of it. In an era when Antony - who is a League 1 winger at best - can be bought for ninety million quid, clearly something has gone wrong. It cannot be sustained.

The saviour of Leicester City. I’m sorry Chelsea, if you want him he’s going to cost you £450m. Spread it over nine years, it’ll be fine.

The cane, I reckon.

My wife teaches this lad!

There is a Leicester accent. Whilst there is the broad East Midlands accent (akin to - say - a ‘northern accent’), each of the East Mids cities has its nuances, particularly with vowel sounds. Obvious the change is gradual as you move between towns. Leicester has a very slight West Mids tinge in certain words, whereas Derby starts to sound a tiny bit Stokey.

Other clubs angry because we played by the rules as they were written. Like, for example, Chelsea, who sold a hotel and their women’s team to themselves in order to comply with the rules as they were written.

Well played Beppe

“Coincidental” Haha, superb!

I was pleasantly surprised by Caleb Okoli’s performance yesterday. I think he’s going to be a good player for us.

He was apparently an incredibly nice guy. So sad to hear - especially after we recently lost Shakey. RIP Sol.

High quality reveal video there from Stoke. No mucking about.

We knew we couldn’t spend much so - all considering - it’s not too bad. 6.5/10. What has caught me by surprise is how many players in or near the first team have gone out on loan.

We’re Odsonne to sign him

Close the forum. Close the internet. End humanity .

I’d take pretty much any established centre forward at this point. I cannot understate how much we need a striker!

I don’t recall ever having watched this dweeb, but the media talk about him as if he’s good. Is he not then?