Saxondale

Or Röhlling

You’re being tin foil hat. Wasserman represent loads of players, mainly because they purchased a number of existing agencies.

Carbon’s GoneOffside

All these ‘roll with it’ type puns would be great if his surname wasn’t pronounced ‘rerl’

This thread is genuinely almost as old as Jeremy Monga.

Should rename this thread Bitch

It’s OK, we can never have too many threads moaning about petty shite.

Welcome back Jeffrey Schlupp

My boss is Sheff Wed and reckons Röhl is superb. Reckons he won them about 20 points last season from pure tactical nous alone, with a poor set of players.

I’m fairly confident the faithful will do their best to hamper our chances by booing constantly from the moment we concede a goal to Sheffield Wednesday to the final whistle of the season. No team stands a chance if our support continues to be as toxic as it has been.

OK. So I’ve checked Röhl out on Wikipedia and it’s a green light from me. I’ve gleaned some interesting facts: * His name’s Röhl, not Rohl, which means all our fan base will pronounce it incorrectly, like they did with Pyool. * He’s only 36. * He’s from proper East Germany, so he’s likely to bring some sadistic Stasi-inspired methods with him. * He’s done alright at Sheff Weds. * He used to work at Southampton, so of course our board want him.

Why has everybody got a hard-on for Röhl btw?

Dyche time. It’s not time to be messing about.

Strikers are like hens' teeth these days TBH (for reasons I don't fully understand), so if you're expecting us to sign the next Francesco Totti, I'm afraid you're going to be extremely disappointed.

Don’t sell Knockaert

Yeah I remember the name, but nothing else.

My latest remix.

He is one of those players who will always be the best in the Championship or the worst in the PL. But we are in the Championship now, so he is what we need currently.

The exposure BC Game has achieved from sponsoring a PL club has definitely been worth it. Everybody I know keeps banging on about their website or app or whatever it is.

Now it’s all electronic they can’t do the performative ripping it up and throwing it on the pitch.

I just hope those few thousand that didn’t renew comprise a lot of the whinging old gits who suck the soul out of the place.

This is the point at which the hipsters pipe up with a list of random Austrian and Croatian names.