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This whiffs of his agent briefing whoever will listen in the hope of securing a nice little payday.

مرحباً بك في ليستر، بلال

So are we signing this tagine and flatbread enjoyer?

Unfortunately I don’t think we are.

Oh how I miss the days we were linked with - and subsequently signed - random young players from the French, Belgian and Danish leagues. Like Mahrez and Ndidi.

I swear people only consider him a bomb scare because of his barnet. He is our best defender.

Sterling on loan. Gerrimin.

He embarrassed himself a lot more by changing his name, declaring himself for Chile and then not bothering to learn a single word of Spanish. Idiot.

He’s great fun to watch. A ball-winning attacking mid! Gives the ball away a lot, but I’m sure he can work on that. 10/10 for work rate.

I’m not going to comment on his transfer fee because they’re all just made up numbers these days. I can’t really tell much difference between a £30m player and a £3m player. It’s all just bollocks. As I’ve said repeatedly, a players is only ‘worth’ what the selling team is willing to accept to release him from his contract.

Ipswich just playing last season’s XI!

Stop being stupid babies. You’ve got to take the rough with the smooth. People talking about losing love for the club and not bothering anymore, just frig off and support Man City. Whilst it is true that we’re obviously in for a challenging season - for predictable reasons - the amount of negativity and overreaction is ridiculous. I’ve got to be honest, over the past few years, the Leicester fan base has become a bit embarrassing. It’s fun to take the piss out of Forest fans for being stuck in the 70s and Coventry fans for being idiots, but I’m afraid the Leicester fans have become a bit entitled. One thing is an absolute certainty: if the Leicester crowd resorts to booing and jeering when we go one nil down to Tottenham, the only way is down. Bit part of me thinks a lot of fans want us to fail just to be able to say “see, I told you we were shit”

Basically he’s signing, once his accountant has sorted his shit out.

I’ve said it a million times: half the dweebs on here cannot reconcile the difference between Football Manager and actual, real life. It took me weeks to sort out my new job and finalise a start date, and - believe me - no agents or transfer fees were involved.

To be fair, I’m not sure I know the difference.

Chill out John Percy

Is his agent not just a fat Greek bloke in a linen suit?

Musa and Slimani were utter crap. And we spent a lot of money on them. At least Slimani could score the odd goal, but he really is the definition of a donkey. But Musa was Ali Dia level. What were we doing buying some clown from the Russian league?

TalkSport saying we’re in for this clown and the Hozelock lad. Sounds like Zaha has fizzled out.

I’d hope the shirt customisations kids are more competent than the food and drink kiosk kids, otherwise the name would be on the inside of the shirt, upside down and spelt wrong.

So has this clog-wearer signed?

Correction: it was the mad Greek’s simpleton son

He might be expensive but he is also shit hot. Good players usually cost a lot of money.

He can do an interview on Speak Greek Speak for his announcement video.