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This is where we need some shrewd negotiation. Targets and bonuses have to come into play. We can’t do another long term contract on mad money.

Thank Christ Fatawu is back. What a player.

Never rated him since he joined. He’ll be on silly money too, so it’s good to get that salary down. Appreciate he had an injury at the start, but he’s never lived up to the hype. All talk. Painfully slow. And selling him for a significant loss is yet another Rudkin masterclass.

I live in Rothely and I reckon I could nutmeg him from here.

Coady and Jannik need to get in the bin.

Our ‘social media’ and ‘content’ team are a joke when it comes to kit launches and player signing videos (not that we’ll see many of the latter for a while). It’s all so low budget and basic shit.

I’m sorry but no one can tell me he’s a decent option. Butchered a great chance today. Fluffed his header in the last game. Doesn’t use his speed to aggressively press, just jogs about. Barely makes a run in-behind, in any kind of dangerous direction. Falls over all the ****ing time. Get a few mill for him and get him off the payroll.

“Who’s fúcking dog is that?”

If that is the kit, then the whole club needs folding. Horrific.

We’ve got a lot of bang average shıt.

Gerrrrrrrrrrrrimin.

I reckon we’ll forget to announce it.

Is it just me, or does he look a bit like Wolfie from The Inbetweeners?

Just seen him perusing the menu on the exterior of Barceloneta, Queens Road.

Who?

Danny Roll. Get him in.

Just seen him outside the Gelato Village, Queen's Road. Doesn't open until 1pm. Be interesting to see if he hangs about.

What has happened to my club? FFS.

Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend.

Get ‘em gone… Daka Ayew Mads Iversen Wilf Faes Winks Jannik Coady Justin Soumare Kristiansen Bobby Reid Skipp Rudkin Top Susan Absolute colossal band of losers.

I really love modern day elite football.

His lip wasn’t going. That was just his tongue maneuvering the snus.

Vardy was the last thread connecting the miraculous to the modern day. And Pearson laid a lot of the foundations for that miracle. So I hear you.

The party is over. But **** me, it had it all.

If his young daughter grabs the mic and says “rock, paper, scissors, **** off” again, we riot.