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If Stolarczyk could catch a ball or parry it properly he’d be a great keeper

No more Okoli please, two games in 3 he has cost us big time and the third we lost 4-3 after being 3 up with 29 mins left, ship him off in the summer

From my lifetime and memory (2000’s slightly hazy until league one) Danny Ward Robbie Neilson Wout Faes Ryan Bennett Luke Thomas Bouba Soumare Michael Johnson Jordan Ayew Jesse Lingard Fousseni Diabate Roman Bednar Have to have missed a couple

If it is Dyche be ready for Ayew up front for the rest of the year, not a hope he goes for Daka

Susan Whelan singing **** you by Gnarls Barkley

Top equivalents

Kristiansen has to start going forward, it can genuinely only be as bad as it currently is

Genuinely do get why that is disgusting but at the same time it is the only thing left to do, insult him personally and drive him out, again, absolutely nothing against the Thai people whatsoever… sometimes you have to stoop to the level laid out by the people you oppose, no matter how deplorable that is- for the record not saying we should ever be xenophobic- Thai culture is heavily based on respect, we need to disrespect these things to the point he falls out of love with the club

Actually have a connection to people who are in his inner circle, the man loves the club and wants to be here as a coach, for the academy, which is what he was when he came in. He is not to blame at all, and has been given the poison chalice. This is, once again, on dumb and dumber in the boardroom, I would love if he resigned from his role and really came out against the board

Will add absolutely anything that can be done to remove these cancers from our club, dm me, I am game

Donated £50, get this up in the sky

If it means the ownership is gutted I will gladly take relegation- the only way out is for Top to go

Time to be extreme, he won’t listen to personal insults so let’s just be as disrespectful as possible to his culture, and all the Thai stuff he promotes; nothing against actual Thai people but this is the only way we can alienate this cancer and get him out

If we get through half an hour looking decent with ten men and a clean sheet people will get on board, no one dislikes King even if he is struggling, as he should never have been put into this position in the first place. As a squad that was playing in the prem less than 12 months ago, you can expect some shit if you can’t keep the back doors shut for 8 months and haven’t won in 5(?)

From reading up on Skubala it sounds like what we have all been asking for- fluid, will change shape even in a game itself and plays aggressive pressing football. Not fair at all to judge him for being a former teacher, everyone needs to start somewhere. Sarri was a banker and an amateur footballer

We do also have to remember we have gone through the busiest part of the season with no back up for him or James which is probably a good reason why both looked slow throughout Jan. Every team without depth like us has fallen apart over the last month or two and the teams with massive depth (Ipswich, Brum, Wrexham) all seem to have found their feet, not a coincidence, you can’t get through an EFL winter with two fit cm’s, one (shite) left back, Ricardo at right back, no back up for Fatawu, and no feasible striker. Think a lot of the players who’s for has fallen off a cliff could pick up form over the next month or two, provided the heads haven’t completely gone

Luke Thomas to drag Scienza down when he walks past him twice and be gone by 15 minutes

This has to be the week, get the manager in next two days, King takes the league game vs Southampton and new manager comes in and gets a week and a half with the squad and Saturday in the cup to try out some of the peripheral players and a new shape potentially

I like Dean Smith and it wouldn’t be his fault but imagine if he manages to relegate us twice in two interim stints

Maybe we are going to sign an actual striker in free agency 😂

Yeah just seen it, guess we have to hope for Daka, Mukasa or apparently Aribo up front 😬

Where have you seen this?

If we do go down it is absolutely not down to a 6 point deduction (not to absolve any of KP’s mismanagement), it will be underperforming to a critical level. Team is good enough to stop up or even more on paper, just had no depth and an awful manager. May have fixed the depth issue, have to fix the manager one. Hire someone who will make us hard to beat for 6 months, if we win 6/7 more games that should be more than enough, and isn’t that crazy of an ask

Is Kristiansen almost back? He is dog but would take a literal golden retriever over Thomas

Not as good as some on this list but I really enjoyed Diomansy Kamara