Mike Oxlong

He'd be more likely to get poached

No. I found something better to do with my time. Soggy biscuit competition at the Fire Station Open Evening

Yeah. I want to clap the players off at the end

Didn’t he say something about us getting an exciting appointment ….. not long before he was appointed

A season when you’re on the up is definitely better than a season when you’ve jumped off a cliff

Should have a relegation party. Beachballs, foam and cocktails all round

Coach driver

NOT the Sam Allardyce of the championship

Yeah, but no reward sex for watching Leicester get stuffed

Take the money, tell her you’re going to the game and have a nice afternoon in the pub or at the cinema Oh yeah, and tell her you’ve upgraded to a box just to keep her happy

From the BBC Urgh. Leicester break forward down their right and Abdul Fatwau just shanks a shot or a cross into the stand. Sums up how things are going for the struggling Foxes at the moment A shot or a cross 🤣

Prison wing maybe

🤣

This should be the backdrop screen if there is an event

Jordan Ayew forgets to pack his headphones for the coach trip Jannik’s dog does a poop on the bus Luke Thomas comes out of his vegetative state during the warm up and wonders why he’s wearing a football kit in front of 20,000 spectators

Force feed him doughnuts until he pops

There will be a club testimonial over the summer to raise money for the players who were going to get bonuses had we stayed up

Apparently being sponsored by Specsavers

Crikey ! I hadn't realised this till it was reported in the Sun !

I'll raise you Okoli

Fire him/her into the stadium

Grown in Thailand - roasted in Leicester The polar opposite of a LCFC pre-season tour

All the women's 6 nations players are hotties tbf

It's a lot of money to watch Tier 3 football under not even tier 10 leadership 🤔