Mike Oxlong

This should be the backdrop screen if there is an event

Jordan Ayew forgets to pack his headphones for the coach trip Jannik’s dog does a poop on the bus Luke Thomas comes out of his vegetative state during the warm up and wonders why he’s wearing a football kit in front of 20,000 spectators

Force feed him doughnuts until he pops

There will be a club testimonial over the summer to raise money for the players who were going to get bonuses had we stayed up

Apparently being sponsored by Specsavers

Crikey ! I hadn't realised this till it was reported in the Sun !

I'll raise you Okoli

Fire him/her into the stadium

Grown in Thailand - roasted in Leicester The polar opposite of a LCFC pre-season tour

All the women's 6 nations players are hotties tbf

It's a lot of money to watch Tier 3 football under not even tier 10 leadership 🤔

Hegseth should be in a straight jacket. Dangerously cuckoo !

Think I’ve got some chips down the back of my sofa

Announce the statue or perhaps the Jon Rudkin stand to commemorate his success

He's totally humiliated now you've misspelt his name

I'd have asked if I could go along for the ride on the next preseason tour of Thailand

Not being bottom after the first game of the season https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cz0eekymmkko

Not watching us in League One

The stats for the this season and the three before it PL 2022-2023 - P38 W9 D7 L22 GF22 GA51 Pts38 EFL 2023-2024 - P46 W31 D4 L11 GF89 GA41 Pts97 PL 2024-2025 - P38 W6 D7 L25 GF33 GA80 Pts25 EFL 2025-2026 - P42 W11 D14 L17 GF54 GA64 Pts41 (plus 6 without deduction) Totals P164 W57 D32 L75 GF198 GA236 Pts201 (plus 6 without deduction) If you take out 2023-2024 Totals P118 W26 D28 L64 GF109 GA185 Pts104 (plus 6 without deduction) Maresca made the stats much better but slim pickings for the fans to be happy about over the last 4 seasons. Obviously not the sort of performances that would cause you to retain your DoF

A lot of analysts don't expect the nuclear deal to be any better than that which Trump exited during his first term from what I've read.

Iran now calling the shots on when and if it will resume talks with the US Unusual behaviour for a totally obliterated and defeated nation 🤔 "Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC)-affiliated Tasnim news agency says Iran will decide about a next round of talks with the US after meeting with the Pakistani delegation today, citing an "informed source". They say the US and Israel agreeing a ceasefire deal with Lebanon would be a "positive sign for Iran’s decision" on the next round of talks. However, it adds that the US "must adhere to a reasonable framework for negotiations", must not "obstruct the process through excessive demands" or breach commitments made prior to the ceasefire. Tasnim also notes that US media outlets have reported Washington’s willingness to begin the next round of negotiations, but the Iranian the delegation has emphasised the need for the US to "observe certain principles required for initiating a reasonable negotiation".

2026/27 version Top had a dream, He wrecked our football team, He came from Thailand but now he’s rarely around We’re shit at the back and crap in attack, League One of England, You made us sing that ...

I’d take him there myself in a wheelbarrow

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