Mike Oxlong

That crap looks about as on trend as

In the interests of science I tried this once and made a right mess of the grate

Still boycotting merchandise following the ST tax for physical card holders. It’s not difficult considering the crass stuff they’re putting out atm

Here’s a new one. The introduction of fart tax ! https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20nq8qgep3o

LGBLT

His day job is as a headline writer with the Sunday Sport

It's Rudkin. He doodles at his desk as he's not very good at the football stuff and has a lot of spare time on his hands.

Not today thank you

The last 7 days has been one of his better weeks at the club

Skegvegas

Our national anthem is appalling

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Harry Kane scores his 58th penalty for England

🥱🛏️💤

Sky News headline - not Sky Sports News, the real deal global news. Just out of shot at item 5 is World War three breaks out

Always room for a few more for a few more

I literally am now confused at what literally actually means

The club know that it’s nothing without us, the customers.

I realised something had changed when I declined the clappers being handed out on entry to the stadium thinking, hey you corporate football nobs, I refuse to be one of the herd any longer - that was quite a long time ago

When I was at school I was fortunate that my parents bought me Adidas trainers to wear But unfortunate that my mum cut my hair to save on the barber’s cost

It's a shit product at those prices. Someone call trading standards