Mike Oxlong

That’s £20 million too much

Made of wafers

If we had a shit player of the season award it would be really hard to know who to pick such is the plethora of garbage that KP have given us

Could turn it into a golf course

Is Fatty injured ?

It’s not “normal. It should be a decision reached to by weighing the merits of an appeal and the possible benefits and detriments of taking that course of action. You don’t just do it because that’s what happens. I’m just hoping that the decision is based on sound legal advice rather than the apparent feeling of the owner/DoF of being hard done by

He's asked if he can be remanded to a Young Offenders Institution

Why don’t you concentrate on putting matters right on the pitch you cheating bastards

Might be downsizing more than he anticipated

The main benefit is that it takes some of the heat off Kingy Can’t say I’m over excited about the former Stoke, Derby, Birmingham, Millwall and Oxford boss being appointed but it’s a measure of where we are Think we will pick up when JJ is back but GR certainly has a job on his hands.

Borrowed money from his daughter’s piggy bank so he could buy himself out of his contract at the Co-Op to come and manage us

Ambitious appointment

I said exactly the same thing to Mrs O

....... Resists instinct to make predictable bad taste quip

Lucy might want the job given her alternatives

@hfaes has time on her/his hands and is interested in our club

If, over the past two years, we'd selected a different guest manager off this forum by a random draw each match week I don't think we'd have done any worse than under the management appointed by the club In Jon we trust

Richard looks a bit of a Thai brides sort of fella

Chipped a toenail getting out of the bath. Scan scheduled for Monday

I think all the OP is asking for is

I'm interested to see what happens but don't really give two hoots. Apathy is so underrated

Unless your Mrs did the dirty on you with a Leicester fan