Mike Oxlong

There won't be any spanking the monkey if it's Martin

Manager’s office being refitted for RM right now

Pre season training Match performance

I won't know as I will be too busy whittling down the length of my penis with the electric cheese grater

ST refunds if we get Martin

Doesn’t suit our back line. Too quick.

Vardy should do his lap of honour and then leave the pitch before the board does a lap of shame

More camping than a scout jamboree

He should be compering it on national tv

Only got the gig due to being Filbert's younger brother Cronyism at its worst. No loss

Who cares what a few Forest fans think. I don't begrudge any small club their time in the sun but with the way football is structured they'll be back fighting relegation within a few years

Runs like a fvckin pigeon Plays football like one too

No Josh Low

Surely his surname is missing a G

You'd think they'd keep off the bongs with such a big decision to make

The new Canvey Island FC manager could be worth a punt https://www.canveyislandfc.com/news/club-statement-2916419.html

Quite right but posting those secretly taken pics of your neighbour sunbathing in the garden might seem a bit stalky

Try the Bournemouth area Parkstone Broadstone Remedy Oak All fabulous Also further afield Alwoodley in Leeds Burnham and Berrow Dornoch Nairn Hillside (Southport) Castletown (Isle of Man) Hollinwell, Sherwood Forest and Coxmoor (all Notts) Glasgow Gailes Western Gailes Ladybank (Fife)

Plays with clogs on

Us to play a starting xi with Danny Ward and Odsonne Edouard. Just so we can give them a proper send off and properly thank them for their contributions

"Players released soon" Not seen on a LCFC flier since the La Manga days

The highlight apart from Vardy's goal was when I found out on arriving at the ground that the half and half scarves hadn't sold out

He had a similarly high rating in one of our recent losses. Is this score the result of public contributions. If so I reckon Luke has tapped up his family, friends and anyone he’s ever met to give him 9 plus

Nice cameo from Patson