Mike Oxlong

Fearing that his time at the helm of LCFC is coming to an end Top has now decided to audition for the role of next Pope

He was a bad manager at Leicester. That's all I need to know. I accept it doesn't mean that Carsley will be the same though. It was just a tongue in cheek post

What could possibly go wrong with us appointing a well thought of former England U21 manager

If we end up with Russell fvckin Martin Top should be strapped to a space rocket and blasted into oblivion

The amount that we've had to use him illustrates how poor Daka has been and how the Edouard loan signing borders on being criminally negligent

With better players around him he’d really shine. Wouldn’t begrudge him a move at all.

The pre-match huddle

Also linked with double gold medalist Vivek Bhagria

I’m just disappointed that Top and Rudkin didn’t attend the game in full kit. Not really committed to the cause.

Vardy now reminds me of one of my favourite Scalextric cars when all the contacts got knackered

We need a manager who will build a team on the characters of the players and not just their ability or availability. The whole club needs an ethos, a togetherness and standards that has been lacking in recent years.

Poor decision making by Winks. If your Mrs has just had a baby you'd want at least two nights a week at the Seagrave Ritz

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By failing to properly invest and failing to replace the failures.responsible for decision making the club have ripped the fans off thus season

What a squad we have The bench could win the PL playing blindfolded

Not complicit at all for me. He isn't responsible for player/manager recruitment and contracts which is where the core of our problems lie. The responsibility firmly lies with Top, Ruskin and recruitment. That said please don't give Jamie a new playing contract. It's time to say thanks for the memories and move on.

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People shouldn't mock. Think of the life long street cred from being able to say "I had my photo taken with Bobby Ayew and Jordan de Cordova Reid

I thought it was because xG is a load of bollox

Newcastle 5-0 Crystal Palace Incredibly, Crystal Palace still have a higher xG than Newcastle. Newcastle 1.28 - 1.71 Crystal Palace

I've emailed the club in reply to say that if they pay for my petrol I still won't come

and Elvis Hammond and Josh Low are surprise special guests

Next year’s shirt sponsor has been revealed

Do they do a bog roll version ?

Delighted He's done a lot of work behind the scenes for the good of the game and seems to be a really decent bloke It would have been a hard watch if he hadn't got over the line