Mike Oxlong

Trying to keep the run going - Leicester nil .......

Not on recent form. He'd fluff his lines

Admittedly it extends beyond Glover's tenure but dreadful recruitment has been at the core of our demise. Giving him greater responsibility is not the answer to our problems

I'm glad "Prince" Harry went to the US to escape the media spotlight

This has the feel of coming home with a dozen red roses for your partner only to walk in on her shagging your best mate in your bed

Two sacks of shite no cup

None of the squad have done themselves any favours this season regarding getting a good move financially unless its to somewhere like Saudi.

I can demolish a whole pack alongside one mug of tea (Yorkshire Gold)

Top has aspirations to be a a bad guy Ryan Reynolds aiming to do a reverse Wrexham by attaining Conference League status through successive relegations

More importantly - are chocolate rounds the king of biscuits ?

He's the floater that just won't go away when you're staying at the in laws for the first time

Spent nights watching films, smoking weed, boozing and sleeping in the showhome bed on the building development that I worked on as a security guard during a student vacation job In all fairness I was only roadtesting the facilities

El Clapico

Gave it the big I love being here at Leicester with the lads thing whilst hoping to go back to Wolves. Get him gone along with that frazzle haired waffle muncher.

I think I prefer Vestergone

The Elvis Hammond stand would be pretty niche

His on the pitch performances and contributions speak for themselves but turning down Arsenal (and no doubt other "bigger" clubs) to stay with us when in his prime was a remarkable show of loyalty rarely seen in the modern game and adds to his status as the GOAT

If he had to make a dash to the loo due to a dodgy stomach my money would be on him having a hefty dry cleaning bill

Trump was made to kick Putin’s ass not lick Putin’s ass

I’ve seen him pray more on the pitch than threatening the opposition goal. His future is in the clergy

He must’ve heard of the Rochdale interest. Hopefully we can give him a testimonial before he goes

Witkoff travelling to Russia again to ask Putin for an update on what the USA's position is

People queuing to see a dead body. That's weird

Happy St Giorgios day

Mcdonalds must be having a training day at their drive thru