Mike Oxlong

Is the second one Horny Sausage Collar Snivel ? Sure I saw that on the back of a shirt once

World Tiddlywinks Final

Watching today’s Covid Inquiry proceedings I can only conclude that Matt Hancock was actually born Matt Han

It is by some. They are dark forces working in the shadows and slowly taking over the planet

Interesting that you view it as an “accusation”. If it’s happened on a number of occasions I’m guessing that it must be something to do with the content of your posts rather than a childhood love of the Smurfs

I’m guessing the Blue bit isn’t just because you support Leicester Brett 🤔

Tofu is overrated

Some people just look like c***s Might not be but in the case of Omid Scobie I’m leaning towards the affirmative

I’m happy to be top and with some of the football we have played but more recently going to a game seems as if you are paying good money to watch the equivalent of a training drill in which a group of players tries to keep or win the ball in an area marked out by cones

You can You just have to type Only Fans in your browser and it’s done 👍

More attacking intent and more shots and dangerous balls into the box plz Enzo

Pub football so far tonight Absolutely riddled with errors

Surely a golf day would be better ? If it’s match play knockout I’ll only get to meet one FTer

Both sides look significantly better than us at the moment and these are just mid table teams at best Shows the gulf in class between the top two divisions IMO

Isn’t it the 16th which is the par 3 over the lake ? I did similar to you last time I played there Drove just off the green to the right by the wall then fluffed my lines BADLY The balcony overlooking 18 is a nice spot for a beer in the summer Shit chipping through the winter is pretty standard for lots of us so you’re in good company btw

First three and last three holes are very picturesque and possibly the 7th ? (short 90 degree dog leg right to left with second shot being down to the green) also a good hole but otherwise there are quite a lot of long bland straight up and down holes imo

It was never black and white

The little twat that sits near me at the KP shouting a full match commentary of ‘megs, ‘megs ! top bins ! shoooooot !” I’ll never donate to Children in Need again 😡

Crikey, no plot summary, no reveal of cliffhanger twist. I just might have to watch this

18-0 to us every game with Margot Robbie pole dancing and twerking as the half time entertainment