Mike Oxlong

Everton are at it like ferrets with ADHD Don’t mind that at all against the world’s favourite team outside of Manchester

Some posts don’t even deserve their own posts Tom

Nothing wrong with hoping for improvement and I believe it will come but football is not a game of perfect

I thought Hamza might have got a second yellow today for a slight pull back on a counter by Watford - so yeah, good ref 🤣

Have you sent him this one yet ?

In the league we have an 82% win rate after 17 games and some stlll aren’t happy ! Who wouldn’t have taken that at the start of the season It’s remarkable what a difference Enzo has made in a few short months and he doesn’t profess that we are the finished article but are very much a work in progress.

Known as Vlaardingerbroe for short

Time for a sexiest sexist thread 🤣

Surely would be Handbags Birthday Madders

I used to be her dentist

Buzzing for this Seems ages since the last home game

Ha ha No worries 👍

Well, I was going to watch it ……

This is for the role of Vicky Vixen Means you have to share a bed with Filbert and all that goes with it And all for a “competitive salary”

https://helpwithchildarrangements.service.justice.gov.uk https://helpwithchildarrangements.service.justice.gov.uk/going-to-court

It looks like less than one man and his dog have stayed for the presentation

The post match coverage and presentation has all the feel of attending a funeral

Andrew Ridgely has aged well

A caramel log puts you on a one way track to severe constipation

“Watching football ……. “