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Loving You's (Puns) A Dirty Job (But Someone's Gotta Do It)

There's a pretty young lady grouting in the bathroom, and singing "Total eclipse of the heart"... I think she's a Bonnie Tiler.

Same... Oasis first album was decent, Champagne Supernova was a banger, but Blur were much the better band. I bought the cassette single of Country House in the great singles war of 1995.

A cafe I use a few times in London has an Eastern European guy come in in the morning and get a cup of hot water for free. He brings his own cup and isn't allowed to drink it inside the cafe as its free. He works on a nearby building site, just think he's a bit skint and wants a hot drink inside him.

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My mate needed a bone marrow transplant. Luckily we found a match in Argentina, and the operation was a success. Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor.

Smith's death was announced whilst Marc Riley was live doing his radio show on 6Music,Riley seems to have a lot of respect for him even though MES sacked him on his wedding day. I'd imagine that a few sessions have been recorded now John Peel and MES have been reunited. There's an interesting MES BBC4 doc on YouTube..

Realising his deal had fallen through, he decided to visit a Leicester fan in Manchester and try to make amends...

She writes for The Sun, and works for a dildo salesman and a spurs-supporting cockney barrow boy.... guess we shouldn't expect anything else.

I assume people who want sponsorship for being dry for a month are donating what they've saved in not buying booze to charity as well.

Thought this was a reboot of Crocodile Dundee at first... apparently its some elaborate ad campaign by the Aussie tourist board though. Shame as Crocodile Dundee is fvcking great.

Its greedy to buy a second home to supplement your income or provide for your children's future?

No chance of 90's post pub telly like Live TV's topless darts being rebooted then.

Just keep in the bank. Its not as if they'd lend it to prospective landlords maybe wanting to secure a few extra quid income or a bit of security for their kids.

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Not sure what help a crap 90s boy band would be to the situation.

She might be the Croydon cat killer. There's a £10k reward to find the killer so grass her up and line your pocket in the process.