ElusiveEd

This hand over his face thing every time he scores..... Yeah, I'd be embarrassed if were him too. The blokes a disaster and if that's who we are going to rely on next season.....we are well and truly f****d

Hopefully he meant for Vardy to take that corner flag he raised home as a keep sake and hopefully he did!

Just looked on Ebay out of curiosity..... A flag, programme, clapper and team sheet already at £51 with 11 bids and 6 days to go.

Anyone have 2 adult tickets spare for this one? I won't bore you with the details as to why I need 2 but if anyone can help please DM me. I PM'd the above poster regarding the ones he/she/they advertised but he/she/they have not replied so still in the market for 2. Cheers

After reading (And contributing to the post) on here a while back about his dad's antics I wouldn't be surprised if it's him and not an agent spreading this around. Jeez, he'd be even more insufferable if his son got to Chelsea.

Is it actually possible to cry twice at the same time for two completely different reasons? Absolute sadness and utter despair?

PM'd you.

If anyone is considering not going now and have 2 spares please drop us a PM.

Exactly what I was trying to say. He looks like he went to private school but speaks like he possibly didn't go to school. (Said in jest )

Emile Smith Rowe always speaks how I never expected him to. I can't really say much more about it without being accused of some sort of a racist tone but to look at him you'd think he'd sound like a Patrick Bamford........ but he really doesn't!

Not comparing Monga to him, or anyone really, but just whilst it's being discussed about the young kids playing these days, there was a stat being talked about the other night on TV that's blew me away about this Lamine Yamal lad. Apparently, Messi made his proper footie debut at 17 years old. At exactly the same age as Messi made that debut Yamal has made 101 appearances and scored or assisted in 56 goals. That's just nuts!

They have given special dispensation to LCFC/JV to have an extra day off because they know the importance of this very special day in his and our history. They have altered the whole of the Premier League calendar for this momentous day. Isn't it obvious?

If anybody even thinks about leaving early on Sunday then SHAME ON YOU! We could be 10-0 down with 10 mins to go but giving our GOAT the biggest KP send off should mean more to you! I and my son will be there until he's probably half way home. I'll be standing there looking at all those areas of the pitch he's brought me joy from. If only I could get the "What Three Words" for that spot he scored that Liverpool goal from I'd get it tattooed. Emotional Sunday ahead for us I'm afraid.

Vardy scoring would have made me seriously happy. But being as you asked what would have sent me more "mental" it would have been Monga. Plus, much of it would have been the goal itself. If it was Monga's attempt on 96 mins? That would have been very special.

Yeah, I'm Ok thanks. Was a bit shook up when it happened, calmed down as waiting for the RAC but when he came he told me about tyre marks he'd seen on the road near to a deer in 3 pieces. He showed me on the way home. Wow, I was lucky but it seemed all over in 2 seconds and I don't really have any recollection of the collision other than seeing it then being further down the road.

Can't be any older than 2020 but I have worse things to worry about now. It started fine this morning (after using a jump start device yesterday evening and taking it for a good drive to charge the battery) but I hit a muntjack deer at 70mph on the A43. Badly smashed the front in and pierced the radiator. Been rescued and brought home by the RAC but it never rains.....etc!

Found a young rabbit in my rear garden this morning, not been dead long but it's confused me how it got there. I have a large brick wall around 3/4 of the garden and a fence around the other 1/4. There is only an inch or 2 between the bottom of the gate and the patio so (not that a rabbit would anyway) it could not have squeezed under there. I have cats, only one of which leaves the garden occasionally. He loves hunting but he only has 3 legs and has a bit of an assault course to complete to get over the fence and could not have climbed it with this rabbit in it's mouth, even with 4 legs it would be tough. My only conclusion is that a bird of prey must have dropped it, I do see buzzards and red kites round these parts so seems the only feasible way it could have got there.

Can anyone help here? I had my windscreen replaced on Thursday due to a large chip in it. Collected the car and drove it the 25 miles home and all is good. Friday morning I go to head out and the battery is completely dead. The windscreen company said they had calibrated and reset various things connected to modern cars and their windscreens but could something they have done caused the battery to die overnight or is it just a coincidence? Used a jump start booster device to fire it up today and have driven it fine but am kinda expecting it to have died again by the morning. Any advice or opinions? Cheers.

If anyone can't make this and has 2 tickets available I'll happily swap them for paper money. Cheers.

Would love 2 for this if any still going spare? Please PM me if you can help. Cheers

Being "ordered" to hang 2 hanging wardrobes by a stuck-up, pretentious husband and wife who informed me they were going to attend their son's wedding and these were "the Chanel and Christian Dior clothes they had chosen to wear" They p*ssed me off with their attiitude towards myself and my colleagues so I found a biro I had seen lying around, pulled the nib out, squeezed a load of ink out, roughly put the pen back together and slipped it into the lady's hanging wardrobe. I can't tell you how I felt but it was even better than I expected as I watched them later disappear off to their hotel. Didn't get sacked because I kept it to myself but karma really is a b*tch!

Already know this is probably going to be impossible but if anyone has 2 tickets for this going spare would you drop us a PM? Cheers.

The hierarchys' "Let them eat cake" attitude towards us has finally been exposed and the media have done us proud in the last 24 hours in letting out what we have known and felt for months and it seems, reading and listening between the lines, we have allies within the team, manager and the media. Many fans, despite those Happy Clappers, have revolted and have been seen, heard and agreed with.

End of term report... "Jon sets himself extremely low standards and consistently fails to meet them!"

It was sung differently in the 80's/90's tho. It was faster paced and had more vigour to it. Now it just sounds dreary and lethargic.