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Yamal may be Grease Lightning but there will be a Sommer Love-in after this

For any really thick people watching who can’t keep up with it, the score is, er, about 8 each

Such composure in those circumstances, quality

Yep, agree, Football in general has become so cautious and “safety-first”, any kids watching this match will feel inspired and wanting to play like this themselves. It’s bonkers, it’s passionate, it’s emotional, I don’t know which way it’s going to go now / next (enough about my love life) and some of the technique is off the scale (I said enough about…). It may be an exception to the norm but it’s inspiring in such a high stakes game.

This is like watching a game of FIFA between two guys who are really good at it but have had a few beers and become a bit reckless and gung-ho with it

Sceeeeeeeenes !!!

They should at least make him do some community work although if he turned up at a School assembly or hospital ward with a sack of footballs and crate of cuddly Filberts and Easter Eggs he’d get a hearty rendition of “who the f***ing hell are you” from the bemused kids! The state of our squad this season, everyone needs a degree of squad depth and some players will be left out but we’ve been paying for him, Ward who asks to be withdrawn if selected, Winks who spends Saturday afternoons in Mothercare and Vestergaard who the only manager who wanted him left just as the ink on his new contract dried so initiates “Bring a pet to work” days. And as for the muppets who do play……..

Even better, one of those through on goal moments, keeper takes him out and is off and banned for next games. Vardy scores the pen then performs a lumberjack routine (maybe not the Monty Python one though) followed by a Robin Hood bow and arrow mime into the Trent end.

It’s Newcastle vs Chelsea next weekend so both won’t be getting 3 points (just call me Rachel Riley), need to factor that in unfortunately. Likewise Newcastle can benefit from the knowledge it’s Chelsea v Forest on the last day. But according to my calculator if Forest keep being s**t they’ll miss out

Oooooh interesting, even a Madley can’t f*** this decision up

That would be a Major down-grade

Ferguson’s loan from Brighton to West Ham doesn’t seem to have worked out, hard to see what happens for him next, might have to consider a loan to a championship club unless one of the promoted clubs go for him. Would be hungrier than Eduauard has been, being at the start of his career still.

And in between all the VAR some football breaks out

“Yanited cha-cha-cha”, more like “Ha-ha-ha” (Man. Utd). Hate to think I’ll probably be supporting them if it’s vs Spurs in the Europa final.

MOTD showing the attendance as 31,240 .

I remember us getting promotion, looking forward to the season ahead with confidence, with the ever reliable and often outstanding Wallington in goal when, I believe due to a contract dispute or negotiation he was left out in favour of new signing Mark Grew, basically Danny Ward with a perm. It was painful as despite having Lineker, Smith and Lynex at one end we had coco the clown gifting soft goals at the other. Also lost Larry May at CB and bringing in Bob Hazell after a few games with MacDonald filling in at CB. Once Wally got back in things improved and we stayed up. Basically a false start that as a ten year old I couldn’t understand. Fast forward a few decades and the club believe they can do without Kasper as they have Ward on the books .

With it being a World Cup year next season does that become a factor for him (and one or two others)?

Mate, it’s called a ball, to most people it’s not a trip hazard

Just seen the team sheet, any chance of finding a dentist to give me root canal surgery this afternoon to improve my day

“His team never-scores and he looks like a horse, Van-Nistelroy, Van-Nistelroy”

Let’s learn some more about Ayew, worth £60 ticket money, yipp f****ing ee

With Soumare wanting out and being subbed at half time last week you’d like to think we’ll focus on who will be here next season. Personally I’d like us to use today as a chance to have a good look at Braybrooke but I think it’ll more likely be Skipp for 70 or so minutes then Braybrooke or Cartwright for 20.

Ruud gave an impassioned speech - "Reach out and connect with your inner feelings, speak to your soul"

With the number of wing options unavailable and the daunting prospect of watching Ayew waddle around like a constipated duck for 75 minutes again I was going to suggest going to 3 CB’s ,wing backs and two up top. But then I remembered how s**t our full backs, centre backs and second strikers are . Just keep the non trying ones away from the stadium completely, they’ve had their chance, that ship has sailed (or sunk!) keep their toxicity away from the young’uns.