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But you’d have to have Junior Lewis too, they come as a double act. Then again if Soumare is considered a Premier League player it’s not that ridiculous!

I don’t want to hear that the second half was closer, Newcastle had the pipe and slippers out by then.

Why do they charge to watch a 90 minute training drill?

The Newcastle keeper was never likely to be man of the match tonight. Pope didn’t have a prayer.

Come on lads just one goal please. I’ve gone for 0-4 on my Super Six prediction.

Our man of the match Ricardo

Isak He sacked

Some positive news folks, he’s finished his homework, not much longer, ‘til we see Monga

12 hours without scoring - if we go another 12 then I think we should all call it a day.

12 hours without scoring. Frank Worthington would be appalled at that.

Just seen the 3rd goal again. Faes turns his back on potential shots twice. I don’t know what he thinks he’s protecting there, he hasn’t got any.

We’ve got the token Callum Wilson goal(s) to come yet. Seven nil?

It was 2 of them vs 5 and the GK, eventually 4 vs 6 and the keeper. Let that sink in.

Looks like a good old fashioned RHC position - Roaming Headless Chicken.

And now it’s hot potato time, no one wants the responsibility of being on the ball. I take it they still want paying though?

The very very basics as a CB, there were 5 eventualities with that long shot, over, in, saved and held, saved and loose and hit the bar. 2/5 of those need defenders to help, they stood, watched and couldn’t give a ****.

Those non chasers Coady, Faes, Thomas off now or we have reached a new low. 11 minutes of “effort” ? DISGRACE.

Isak at one end Daka at the other. It’s Isak vs Isuck.

115 seconds folks, in the capitulation s**tshow sweepstakes, check your tickets

I heard that for each half they turn off the goal line technology at the end we're attacking to save the batteries

Yes, started going before it was popularised, still have the team sheets, some of it was dull but for a quid you might see some famous names with varying degrees of them giving 100% or not (how times have changed ). Earliest side I saw had future manager Rob Kelly scoring a few good long range goals, Robert Jones up front (a year or two after his 1st team “heroics” in a promotion race), then Jobling, Bunce, Wilkinson, Prindiville mixed in with Bobby Smith, Ian Banks and others from the first team squad, often the sub from the weekend game too. Later saw a bit of Laurie Cunningham, like a footballing version of a Harlem Globetrotter, he’d throw in extra tricks and entertain us, just loved watching him play. Then the likes of Kitson, Richard Smith, Baraclough, Scott Oakes, Linton, Lyttle and Jason Peake who looked a class act Had early glimpses of Giggs, MacManaman, Dwight Yorke for Villa was outstanding and even though he was struggling for fitness you’d see Gary Shaw (Villa) along with some random blends of trialists, veterans, sometimes the coaches (ex-players) making up the numbers and first team regulars coming back from injury. The two biggest “Couldn’t give a ****” performances were John Robertson in his 2nd spell at Forest and in the Family Night Football era Branco for Middlesbrough who just didn’t want to be playing, and left kids bemused as the magic thought of seeing a Brazilian player in the flesh went a bit pants. Also remember Ramsey needing a stretcher, don’t know if it was already in use or they wanted something firmer but after a long delay the medics came out of the tunnel with a table. They tried to put Rambo on it and lift it but he slid off and opted to limp off instead! Think it was a reserves game if not a tin pot cup game.

No, no, I get it, we have new heroes coming, hopefully with fight, spirit and passion, it’s a bit of positivity, just reading the topic name brought me a glimmer of hope for the future.

We need to do this. The players have humiliated us and taken the p***out of us so it’s time to humiliate them. I wouldn’t see it as being aimed at Vardy, it’s for the whole team reminding them of the point of the game, even if they have been set up and drilled to just keep the score down and “stay in the game” for as long as possible. If they don’t let you bring them in tear your clapper (oo-er matron) into arrow shape.

I’ve looked into the odds for who could score for us on Monday:- DeCordova-Reid 10,000 / 1 Ayew 10,000/1 Daka - Ha ha ha ha El-Khannouss 8000/1 Vardy 7000/1 Lord Lucan, riding on Shergar, singing a previously unheard lost Beatles song 6500/1 Own Goal 100/1