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What are the rest of her measurements

I prefer to come into this blind (blind drunk preferably) and take each song on its merits rather than indulge in the semi finals, the bookies favourites, the streaming figures etc etc, fair enough to all who do I just prefer to be surprised on the night (but probably miss some fun of the non-qualifiers) . Haven’t even heard ours yet . Will use my usual marking criteria, a mark out of ten for the song and a mark out of ten for, ahem, “presentation”. Hard to gauge where to pitch marks on the first few, where the ceiling levels should be, maybe watching the semi’s would help with that?

Don’t know what Pep’s beef was with Henderson, his offence wasn’t a physical reckless one, the ref Twattwell was at fault, have a go at him. If it was trying to P on his chips by saying “ You shouldn’t have been on to save the penalty” he’ll realise that when he sees the footage, maybe use your billions to find someone who can score a penalty instead.

Just so good for the game that it was a good game, incident packed despite just the 1 legit goal. Get off your consoles kids and kick a real ball, you’ll enjoy it….inspirational stuff.

Didn’t put a foot wrong all game

Woah who’s the fox in the air hostess get up?

Going the whole John Terry he’ll get in every photo

William chatting to the cup mistaking it for his dad

Glasner always has such a mellow chilled aura about him, comes across well too in interviews.

Newcastle won a trophy, Kane won a trophy, Palace won a trophy, what is this strange parallel universe I find myself in? Next you’ll be telling me Leeds managed to go up!

That Palace fan in the yellow shirt

I love it that all over the country kids will put a cap on, find a patch of grass and “be Henderson” in a kick about just like I was Peter Hucker in the 80’s.

“VAR Badge check complete……..there will be ten minutes added time”

Saaaaaved

Keep your tiki taka stuff Pep, the idea of the game is to kick the ball between the posts

Eze does it !!!!

I’m torn, I would want Palace ordinarily but don’t want to see Chilbell with a medal

If it does two laps of the pitch without tripping up or pooing it will have better OPTA stats than Faes, Soumare, Skipp, Justin and Daka! Gerritin!!!

I.think they should check it so I’ve just emailed the club statistician Kwasi Kwarteng

Could turn out to be an iconic picture if he’s subbed by Evans, A passing of the torch moment. No pressure lad, no pressure It’ll be Patson though won’t it He couldn’t receive a ball let alone a torch.

His body was onside but his forehead was two yards off

Just heard that he’s received special dispensation to play in his Spider Man costume

Probably involves Rudkin and Whelan handing him an engraved glass tankard like he’s a runner up on Bullseye….

We should start a few youngsters and set a president for next season

Will be disappointed if this doesn’t make the song repertoire on Sunday:- Loans man-ager’s left the club Loans man-ager’s left the club, left the club, David Fox has got the f***ing pox, Loan man-agers left the club (then typically one pi**ed bloke adds an extra “left the club” in a rich baritone) then:- He came, he saw, he said “I’ve had enough”, got the first coach back to Ply-mouth