fazzyfox

Tell you what PL, dock us 12 points this season and we'll say no more about it, fair doo's ?

As a so called “leader”, as our boys prepared for an inevitably hard afternoon against Liverpool, he should have been there around the tunnel with an arm round Monga, settling him in and giving him encouragement, a lad who has turned up for a nigh on impossible challenge and would run through a brick wall to get ten minutes on the pitch. Instead he’s twittering (x-ing?) pictures of chilling in the park with his family. It seems like a Mexican stand off - Ruud won’t include him, Winks is hoping / counting the days til Ruud leaves. I find it hard to see though how he can hope to return to the leadership group, when his colleagues were fighting in the trenches (and they did put in a lot in that day) he had his feet up with tea and scones* *scones may or may not have been involved I wouldn’t want to accuse him of being unprofessional with his diet too!

And by instinct headed straight to the bench... Someone tell Was to get out of his pyjamas and get ready for the parade. It would have to be a brave someone, Rudkin perhaps

1st minute hand in to a steward on the concourse a spare car key with a key ring marked Zac Rudkin and let the tannoy man do the rest!

"Your number 9........Danny Ings"

Jamie Vardy’s having Chapati

“please keep off the pitch. Please keep off the pitch. Soumare, please keep off the pitch.”

A whole different scale but have been thinking about Kevin Phillips last game, everyone trying to tee him up to score. He gets subbed then we win a penalty! We tried to renegotiate rule 73a subsection c but the miserable f***ers wouldn’t let him come back on!

Surely Red Bull could have latched on to this and supplied a load of freebies after all the publicity he’s given them. On the other hand do you want to be surrounded by 30,000 people who are all pumped and high on Red Bull?

This thing about not playing Vs Bournemouth…. Just wonder if he has plans to get his goal, chin Morsy then run down the tunnel singing “Chat s**t get banged”

20 votes per phone in households that may have 5-8 phones, it’s b***ocks. Make people register online with a unique email required (yes I know you can have multiple but still not as easy as phone voting) and have 1 vote.

Boycott this farce

W H A T ?????????????

What was that motto about friendship, unity and music together. It’s political national bias and racism dressed up in lasers and tinsel.

World’s gone……… It’s a spinning rock full of morons bring on the meteorites

Ouch Spain. Some of these lower ones look so p***ed they don’t know what’s being said to them! ouch Denmark

Sweden ominously likely to rise significantly in this next bit.

Cyprus give greece 12

Georgia’s on my mind

Czech her out

I had them joint 13th in the “meh” zone of the scoreboard

Thinking the same. I might have 6 spoons of Ovaltine in one mug, I’m in that kind of mood

I’m now hallucinating, a puppety mouse just gave us 12

Steadily building towards our inevitable victory!!