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I always wondered what it would be like to be San Marino, Malta, Faroe Islands etc, turning up knowing defeat is inevitable, even a goal is unlikely. Fans and players, just on a hiding to nothing.

Should play it the day before. When the ref gets the team sheet he’ll return it to Ruud “Nice one Ruud, very funny, nearly had me there, now where’s your proper line up for a Premier League fixture?”

Just one of the smaller issues but a real bug bear, did Winks realise we were behind? It’s just that he receives the ball, waddle, waddle, waddle then a 30 yard backwards pass, like a reborn Mendy. But he did manage a shot of sorts instantly tripling our XG.

It’s a premium luxury facility for elite sportsmen not a holiday camp for journeyman pro’s on a cash grab. They obviously make no use of the analysis and review / video technologies available to them. Send them to Belvoir Drive and give the ladies 2 months at Seagrave and tell the men to earn it back.

Rudkin, about bringing Cooper, Van Nistelroy, Okoli, Skipp and Eduauard to the club, how’s that looking tonight?

S**t has just lodged an objection at that offensive comparison

And they’ll start the next match regardless

Yeah let’s have a go at it for 7 minutes, well worth sixty quid of anyone’s money.

And to top it off Rat Face gets one Let them face an empty stadium at full time. Stay to happy clap the “effort”? You get what you deserve in that case.

Oh come on you’ve got to score there, do want a gift tag and f*****g ribbon on it first???

it’s like Vidal Sassoon, it’s called “One down so soon?”

The commentary bigging up the threat of Daka’s pace. Just a shame that when you add a ball into the equation it all goes to pot

Soumare and Faes are known to make mistakes which lead to goals. You pick Soumare and Faes. They make mistakes which leads to a goal.

VAR Badge check complete

You could guaran-damn-tee that Mr can’t score for toffee would find it no problem vs us

Goalpost - man of the match

Come on Ruud, it’s 0-0, why the long face?

Mabel Tiddlesworth’s painting of a vase of flowers in worth 2 grand, wow…….we are all watching Antiques Roadshow instead aren’t we?

Four league goals since Dec 8th. Wow, that is some stat. And some s**t.

Just realised who will be refereeing - Bruno Fernandes

Last summer was the most disappointing window situation since Rachel Riley bought some bathroom blinds

My money’s on later - the 2nd half of Bournemouth away on the last day.

Not that they’ll need help but how many token penalties will Utd get tonight? On Thursday it got embarrassing, they literally asked for the third one to be over ruled / denied as it was getting a bit too obvious . I’m going for 1 .

Must be a fitness issue with Ricardo (I mean a new late one not his general one)

Onana fit to play, no Slab Head and Heaven to give us hell.